Typing Ebonics? What the fuck?

[Snakegang]

Alright. I have wondered this for a long ass time, but why do certain people think they have to type eponics style? I understand using "tho" instead of though and shit like that. It just simplifies things. But don't you hate to read messages like these:
"yo dog dey js got dis cd by dis dud wit mac dre on em at da bes buy. is dat eny good do." and shit like that. I assume that you have to be white, 17, living in the suburbs, and trying really hard to be hard to want to write shit like that. But jesus, it seems like you would have to try really hard to write shit that retarded. It just annoys me to try to read that shit.

 

[J-Boeg]

that shit pisses me the fuck off

 

[JCrazy]

i hate when they always MeS$ uP thEre TyPin LIkE tHiS aL$0... rofl

 

[45Yr Old Virgin]

oInKKK oInKKK

 

[DASICCLV702]

LIKE YO YO YO YO WASSSSSSSAP U KNOWS WE CRACKALAKIN UPS SOUF CENTRAL BUSTIN GLOCKS AND BITCHED AND HOES WOOOOO WEEEEE YO YO YO MTV RAPS

 

[DEEJAECEE]

I never understood why myself also.

 

[DJ Mark 7]

imo it's kids who don't normally get to use slang like that in their normal surroundings and so the siccness is a sort of "fantasy land" if you will where they can feel cool and MAYBE even use that super neat word "nigga"!

 

[Carnage187]

lol i hate translating that, especially the capitalized lowercased alteration ones mixed with dropped out letters.

 

[mrskrilla]

imo it's kids who don't normally get to use slang like that in their normal surroundings and so the siccness is a sort of "fantasy land" if you will where they can feel cool and MAYBE even use that super neat word "nigga"!

Yeah they can't use words like that around they parents. They'll take away their 50 Cent and D4L cd's for a week.

 

[Justin]

THE ONES THAT ARE DOING IT ARE THE SICCNESS WIGGERS..

 

[Snakegang]

fo reel do i feel dat ya no do . I can't even make mock that shit. It hurts my mind and eyes.

 

[thatguy]

THE ONES THAT ARE DOING IT ARE THE SICCNESS WIGGERS..

fuck that man, it aint the wiggers (i truely hate that word by the way, cause all gangstas aint black) its the wanksters. these kids see 50 "keepin it hood" (so they think) and think that they can survive 9 shots and be hard too, lol, so as a part of their lifestyle, they have to prove the hood is in them so much, they even type with ebonics, it also shows how "hood smart" they are, knowin all the "cool" slang *wink wink*

 

[4sDeuces&Trays]

YO CUZ I DUNO Y NIGGUHZ B DOIN DAT SHEIT, ITS MADD STUPID SON!!!

 

[Fridge]

I've somehow picked up typing words ending with "ing" instead as "in'"

but only sometimes.

Fuck, I'm a horrible person.

 

[mrskrilla]

LOL

 

[DASICCLV702]

wasssssssssssssup again my S A's wanna go skeet skeet sum fine ass beezy's fa shizzle my nizzle up the dizzle forilio doritos cheetos fritos simon orale im out da dizzle weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Bluntz2dadome]

itz cuz they just that stupid...prolly how they write everything

 

[bayflip]

imo it's kids who don't normally get to use slang like that in their normal surroundings and so the siccness is a sort of "fantasy land" if you will where they can feel cool and MAYBE even use that super neat word "nigga"!

LOL troof