TWO SAILORS

[EDJ]

ENJOY....

Two Sailors: Ken & Jay were seated at the end of a bar when a young very hot >chick seated a few chairs over began to choke on a piece of food. > She was turning blue and obviously in serious respiratory distress. > Jay said to Ken, "That hot chick is choking on a piece of food" >Ken agreed and said "Think we should go help?" "You bet," said Jay, and with >that, Jay ran over and said, "Can you breathe?" >She shook her head no. >Jay said, "Can you speak?" >She again shook her head no. >With that, Jay pulled up her skirt and licked her on the ass! She was so >shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe with great relief. >Jay walked back to his chair, took a drink of "Coors Light" and said, "Funny >how that 'hind lick' maneuver always works."

 

[Downunda-Connec]

Not bad... lol

A man picks up at the bar and takes his prize home for the night.
As she enters the house she notices racks of teddy bears against the wall. On the bottom shelf lie dozens of small bears on the middle shelf several bigger bears and on the top shelf a few really big teddy bears.
She thinks this is a little strange but is sort-of impressed by his sensitivity.
They kiss and a night of passion begins.
Afterwards they are lying there on the bed and she asks him 'What did you think'?
The man yawns and replies 'Take any prize from the bottom shelf'.

A man walks into the doctor's office and asks the doctor if he can put his daughter on the pill.
The doctor asks 'is she sexually active'?
The man replies ... 'no she just lies there'.

A handicapped person walks up to the ice cream van and says 'ICECREAM ICECREAM ICECREAM'
The icecream man replies 'what flavour would you like'
The handicapped person replies 'It doesn't matter I am just going to drop it anyway'.

Hope these aren't too dirty for the board. LOL

 

[EDJ]

^THAT'S JACCED UP ABOUT THE POPS BEATIN' IT UP ON THE DAUgHTER.