okay so the scenario will prolly never happen!
but foreal I seen some funny accidental racism.
guy in the club, hangin from these bars, staring at these black guys, eatin a banana.. I said to him, take your racist ass somewhere else.. He said to me 'wha?' I said, you're mimicking a monkey to piss off those black dudes.. He looked at me in utter astonishment and embaressment, and told me he was fucked off his face, and happened to have a bannana in his pocket.. Apologised, looked at the black guys and shit himself.
He then left feeling like a twat. The black guys saw me having a word, and were pissed off with me cause they thought I was fightin there battles for em.. I wasn't even gonna tell em it was a misunderstanding, too coincedental. So these incidents do happen!