Twas The Night Befo' Christmas (ANOTHER B12 & JAY TEE HOME INVASION!)

[DJ Mark 7]

Twas the night before Christmas, and all thru the hood...There was a knock at my door (Wait...I don't know ANYBODY!) This CAN'T be good!

I sat on my sofa, drinking eggnog with glee...About to watch The Brady Bunch Christmas Special on my 32" TV

 

[DJ Mark 7]

When all of a sudden, I heard such a clatter...I jumped off my ass to see what was the matter!

I opened my blinds and much to my suprise...It was B12 and Jay Tee with an infrared beam between my eyes!

 

[MrPeete]

LOL @ "Gourmet Egg Nog"

 

[DJ Mark 7]

Okay FUCK the Christmas song...Shit was ALL BAD from here on in......

As soon as they walked in, B12 demanded to know where the liquor was...I PRAYED for him to not take my life, but they already smelled like a distillery so I KNEW I was in trouble

I quickly ran and got all the liquor I could round up and try to calm them...It worked...For a minute....

 

[DJ Mark 7]

Friends again!

 

[DJ Mark 7]

THIS was my chance to get revenge for the last "visit"....I gathered my Vicodin stash and lured them in....BINGO!

 

[DJ Mark 7]

This was my chance to go for it! I searched through 12ers pockets looking for any of my lost valuables...OH SHIT! The beast has awaken!!!

 

[DJ Mark 7]

This did NOT make them very pleased....They proceeded to beat, poke and prod me with various objects including Jay Tee's size 12 Jordans...OUCH!

 

[DJ Mark 7]

As if this wasn't bad enough...The earlier dinner combination of Wendys, Vicodin and brown + clear liquor didn't sit well with my toilet...Damn you B12!!!

 

[DJ Mark 7]

With me in pain and agony...Plus my bathroom in complete despair, they proceeded to finish up Jay Tee's long awaited "High Caliber" album (dropping March '03)

I didn't have ANY creative input as u can see

 

[DJ Mark 7]

After shitting and throwing up in my bathroom, B12's tummy was quite empty...So he helped himself to my last remaining vittles

Even with their constant mistreatment, I STILL hate to see them leave!

 

[DJ Mark 7]

Merry Christmas to all and all a good night....See you guys on New Years!

 

[BAMMER]

lmmfao

comedy at it's finest!!!!!Could of went w/o the toilet shot though

 

[MOESES SOULRIGHT THE 2nd]

funniest post since the last one...

gitdamn yall some fools

 

[DJ Mark 7]

lol don't worry Bammer...The "toilet shot" was a recreation

 

[Jar]

Re: lmmfao

comedy at it's finest!!!!!

 

[T.A.GUERRERO]

lol.... I was thinking of doing something like this....but I was gonna have some fine naked chicks....bitch slaps and licked balls

 

[Pimperoni]

HAHAHAHA especially at them with their hands out for the Vicodin

When you said they were on their way over I kinda hoped you'd end up posting something like this again. Who the hell was taking the pictures though ??

 

[Smitty]

LMAO

 

[Mars]

Hahahahaha y'all crazy