Tryin' to grow my shit out

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BIG J

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Startin' today I'm tryin' to grow my goatee and mustache out. It's gonna look like I have dirt on my upper lip for a while. When I meet people they ask "what school you go to?" And I'm like "Dude, I'm 21". I walk in the bar, and before I sit down The bartender is like "I need some ID!" Dammit,everyone tells me I look like I'm 17. I was walkin' home for lunch one time and a cop pulled me over and says "Shouldn't you be in school?" I was like, naw college is out for the quarter. you want ID? he's like "well shouldn't you be in school" I'm like "naw dude, I'm 20"
Is there any tips for growin' that shit in?, I'm tired of lookin' like a high school kid.
 
mustynutz

mustynutz

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Jun 27, 2002
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Fuckoff said:
LOL im 20 n i cant even buy a black without people talkin shit
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damn you have to have I.d to buy a slave nowadays?.....me and paw just go to town and buy us some colored people for durt cheep.....




lmao
 
SLOWPOKE

SLOWPOKE

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Nov 7, 2002
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TRY SOME VITIMIN E (500 TO 1000 EI OR EU)IT PROMOTES HAIR ,NAIL GROWTH

AND WHEN THE BREZZY'S SEE YOU YOUR SKIN GLOWIN' THEY GOONA SAY

"HE GOT THAT GOOD HAIR"

OR USE YOUR HOMGIRLS PRE-NATE-TILL PILLS(SCOTT POLARD USED HIS LADY'S PILLS TO GROW THAT SAMURI LOOK BACK THEN, MIND YOU YOU SHIT WILL GROW LIKE WILD FIRE )

MY SHIT GROWS SOOOOOOOO THICK I HAVE TO SOAK IN HOT WATER FOR 20 - 30 MINS. BEFORE SHAVIN' OR I GET ALL KINDS OF CUTS N NICKS AND THEY HURT SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY TO DO NOT GOTTA GO ON LIKE THAT YOU KNOW GIVE IT A FEW WEEKS N LET ME KNOW HOW IT WORKED OUT FOR YOU
 
mustynutz

mustynutz

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use a black Sharpie marker.....worked for me for years, just draw it on real thick.....or go to a barber shop and get some hair on the floor, glue it to your face using a Glue stick or rubber cement.....work even better (make sure to match the hair to your own, blond hair dont work for black people, i found out the hard way)
 
mustynutz

mustynutz

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Jun 27, 2002
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Black n mild....? Are they breeding them to be mild now? Is like that one of dem light colored negroes? hell we just call dem haffbreeds were i from
 
The Duke of Earl

The Duke of Earl

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mustynutz said:
use a black Sharpie marker.....worked for me for years, just draw it on real thick.....or go to a barber shop and get some hair on the floor, glue it to your face using a Glue stick or rubber cement.....work even better (make sure to match the hair to your own, blond hair dont work for black people, i found out the hard way)
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lmao you a foo
 
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