TRUE PLAYA

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May 11, 2002
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> >Subject: TRUE PLAYA
> >
> >ONE EVENING MIKE WENT OVER HIS FRIEND TERRY'S HOUSE TO PLAY CARDS WITH
> >SOME FRIENDS. MIKE SAT DIRECTLY ACROSS FROM TERRY'S WIFE.
> >
> >MIKE DROPPED A CARD ON THE FLOOR AND BENT DOWN TO PICK IT UP. WHEN HE
> >LOOKED ACROSS THE TABLE HE SAW THAT TERRY'S WIFE HAD HER LEGS OPEN AND
> >NO PANTIES ON. HE SAT U P AND WAS FLUSHED. HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO
> >GET A DRINK OF WATER.
> >
> >TO HIS SURPRISE TERRY'S WIFE HAD FOLLOWED HIM INTO THE KITCHEN AND SAID,
> >"DID YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SAW"? MIKE SAID YES I DID. SHE SAID, "WELL YOU
> >CAN GET MORE THAN THAT BUT IT WILL COST YOU $500".
> >
> >SO MIKE THOUGHT ABOUT HIS FINANCIAL SITUATION AND SAID O.K.. SHE SAID SO
> >MEET ME HERE TOMORROW AT 2:30 BECAUSE TERRY WILL BE AT WORK THEN. MIKE
> >SAID, "I'LL SEE YOU THEN".
> >
> >THE NEXT DAY, MIKE CAME OVER, THEY HAD SEX, HE PAID HER, THEN HE LEFT.
> >
> >LATER TERRY CAME HOME AND SAID, "HAS MIKE BEEN OVER HERE TODAY"? SHE
> >SAID THINKING SHE HAD BEEN CAUGHT, "AS A MATTER OF FACT, YES.
> >
> >TERRY ASKED, "DID HE LEAVE $500?"
> >
> >SHE SAID AS A MATTER OF FACT HE DID.
> >
> >TERRY SAID, "GOOD BECAUSE THAT FOOL CAME BY MY JOB THIS MORNING AND
> >ASKED TO BORROW $500 TILL THIS EVENING, AND SAID HE WOULD LEAVE IT WITH
> >YOU.
> >
> >NOW THAT'S A TRUE PLAYA!!!!