ENJOY......................
Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship"
poems that always
sound good but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a
series of promises that really speaks to true
friendship!
1. When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help
you plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it
every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible
stories about how
much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused, ...I will use little words
to explain.
7. When you are sick, ...stay away from me until
you're well again. I
don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass.
This is my oath, ...I pledge 'til the end. Why you may
ask? Because
you're
my friend!
Send this to ten of your closest friends and get
depressed because you
can
only think of two, and one of them is not speaking to
you right now
anyway.
*Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good
friend will help
you
move a body. * Let me know if I ever need to bring a
shovel.
Now you know
Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship"
poems that always
sound good but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a
series of promises that really speaks to true
friendship!
1. When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help
you plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it
every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible
stories about how
much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused, ...I will use little words
to explain.
7. When you are sick, ...stay away from me until
you're well again. I
don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass.
This is my oath, ...I pledge 'til the end. Why you may
ask? Because
you're
my friend!
Send this to ten of your closest friends and get
depressed because you
can
only think of two, and one of them is not speaking to
you right now
anyway.
*Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good
friend will help
you
move a body. * Let me know if I ever need to bring a
shovel.
Now you know