Top 3 Worst Timings Of Having To Take A Shyt

[Rumpelstiltskin]

3) Round 1 of a boxing match I've been waiting anxsiouly to see.

2) About to take a major exam or give a presentation at school.

Number One is....

When I'm about to mak a new girl, throws my whole game down the tubes.

Curse the timing.

 

[Tooper]

LA traffic ("i got my burrito babeeyyy"-pops next friday)

 

[blueboxed]

while or if you are about to get head

 

[FATAL NYGHTMARE]

traffic

suckz when there'z nothing you can do about it!

 

[SirPlayboy7]

I had to get in on this one.

You know them tourbusses artist ride on? For some reason you can piss all day in the toilet but they wont let you shit. Being on one of those, in the middle of nowhere, at night, on a schedule, and can't stop!

 

[YOUNG BREW]

worst timing was a few years back when i was in high school...and i was about to thrown down with this big dorky ass wankster...i knew i could mop his ass up..but damn..u know when u get that FIRE in your stomach and its NO way to avoid it...worst thing is..mufuckaz at the school lookin at me like im scared to fight this coward..not knowin the real reason was i was inches away from droppin a bomb in my dickies..lmao....thats some bad fuckin timing!

 

[killahoe666]

when ure fishing in tha middle of a lake

when ure at tha movies witta breezy

when ure out cruzzin witta few breezys

inna titty bar

 

[PHANTOM]

Sometimes when you have to take a shit at these type of situations its your nerves actin up and your stomach acids flaring, thus makin you want to shit. so the reason u might want to take a shit is because youre scared, or youre just nervous.

 

[Ca$h_Midwestern]

The worst fuckin scenario. Phone ringing, celly ringing, sumone at the door, dogs barking, sister banging on the bathroom door, while you taking a shit. Thats real.
one

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Sometimes when you have to take a shit at these type of situations its your nerves actin up and your stomach acids flaring, thus makin you want to shit. so the reason u might want to take a shit is because youre scared, or youre just nervous.

True that, good point.
Also, being really anxious.
Other times, you simply gotta shyt...plain and simple.

 

[NUTTCASE]

when i wuz young i didnt like takin shits at school cuz they didnt have any doors so they could see ya dick ass and all that other shit

 

[Tahzay]

when i wuz young i didnt like takin shits at school cuz they didnt have any doors so they could see ya dick ass and all that other shit

For reals!!
There wasn't any doors on the stalls when I was in school too. That's because some fuckin' bastards fucked'em up and the school never replaced'em.

 

[-sIcKnEsS-]

When your at a pow-wow and you just got done eating a big ass ndn taco with lots of chili on it and you got to go take a dump in a porter potty and there are a shit loads of lil kids running around and you go take a dump in a porter potty and them kids start banging on the porter potty and shit like that and almost tipping it over, now that sucks!

 

[carlos]

i remember when i was walkin down the street tryin to go back to my house a dog was chasin after me and while i was walkin i wasn't on the mood to talk or play around this dog gonna chase after me while people were starrin at me and my stomach was trippin made me wanna shit really bad

 

[bsleezy]

lmao@this thread

 

[BIG J]

At school, the bathrooms were never clean, you had to put like 10 of those toilet seat paper covers on there. I always thought I was gonna get some weird disease or something.

for some reason whenever i hgo into a store like Tower, or Guitar center, or whatever. Basically Any place Where I'm takin' some time to pick out what I want. I always have to take a shit or piss hella bad. I always end up havin' to make a quick decision, and then get the fuck out of there.

 

[carlos]

^^i feel u on that one...yeah them bathrooms be dirty sicc mothafuckas don't be cleanin shit right be pissin all over the fuckin toilet that shits nasty one time when i was in school i had to go to the bathroom and there was like 3 toilets each section ya know and both ofem were bein used and like the one that was open i went in there and toilet was just hella nasty i had to take a shit really bad and didn't have time to run to the other bathroom...so i hadda pour water on toilet papers n shyt and clean that shit out and dryin it out while i was holdin my shit for 5 minutes and puttin toilet paper around the toilet cuz i was scared i'd catch some weird disease or some shit but daam i really wanted to shit so bad if i let loose of it it would of been over all that shit would of been in a nigga's boxxers lmao nah mean but yeah that was some embarressin and nervous shyt