took a girl out friday didnt go as i planned

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cheeto

cheeto

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jmacc916 said:
LMMFAO you think I really give a fuck if some overweight clown and his canadian butt-buddies dont like me?

cheeto @cheeto sit his fatass on the sicc all day like, "the sicc is my only source of friends, lemme post this just so I can see how many props I get"

You are the definition of a piece of shit, just sittin around not doin a damn thing, growing stinkier by the minute, and seein how many flies your stinky ass can attract
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u must have a flip phone u ol broke ass nigga lol i think most people on here post on their phones and take that 916 off ur name u said ur self u not in california and haven't been here for years so get off our dick nigga and rep wherever the fuck u at now. u ol "ima try n fit in with these siccness niggas but nobody gives a fuck about me and all they do is clown on me" ass nigga lol
 
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S.SAVAGE

S.SAVAGE

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Ghost Dance said:
unfortunately i have never had no chubby pussy...dam after this thread yal got me feeling like I've been missing out...like theres is some kinda of secret club I've been left out of and never told about...i feel like an outcast...fuck!!
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come to the dark side breh, we fucks mad fat bitches out here yo
 
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cheeto said:
i know im fat n stuff but on friday night i met up with this girl i used to mmess with
i had'nt seen her in almost a year n shit
so last week she hit me up saying she wanna see me n she miss me n typical shit like that i can understand tho because im so fuckin dope of course she miss me u know? lol jk
but we end up setting sumthin up for friday night
so i have her meet me at my friends house cuz i dont want her to see where i live now
she use to be hella thick like borderline chubby but just dumb ass thick big ass booty big ass titties ...she was a good fuck and i miss that pussu
so she show up to my boys house and we all out there allredy light weight perkin n shit
so i see her pull up so i go n get in her car and i look at her and damn she got hella fuckin fat
damn in 1 year she gained hella weight wtf
ima fat dude and i like fat bitches matter fact i love fat bitches(with curves not round hoes eww)
so we wer gonna go eat dinner and catch up n shit
so in my head i was like "fuck change of plans!pronto!"
so i lied and said i had allredy ate n wasnt hungry and i wanted to go see a movie instead
i didnt want people to see 2 fat people going to eat lol
so we go to the theater and sit all the way in the back
i aint gonna lie ima fuckin horny ass nigga so im hella on her rubbin her n shit
then i got my hand up her shirt n rubbin her back and i was like wtf it felt like she had a big ass back lol it was light weight a turn off
but my weiner was still hard so i just wips it out its a reflex i alllways do that
so then she didnt do anything with my weiner
i kept putting her hand on it and she wont do shit with it
so i was getting hella mad
then when the movie was over it was late like 11
so we just sitting in her car in the parking lot and she telling me that i prolly think she hella fat now n stuff nshit lol
she was saying that im prolly not attracted to her anymore so i say "i pulledout my dick didnt i?"
lol
so im hella tryna get her to go home with me cuz i wanted to beat but she wanted to go out to a bar just me n her so i was annoyed and told her i feel sick and for her to drop me off at my car cuz i wanted to go home n sleep
so she dropped me off and my friends was out there and i hop out her car and she hop out too and im like wtf is she doing
why this bitch hella kissed me goodnight and i was like fuuuuuuck! my potnas bout to be hella clowning so i didnt wanna b an asshole so i kissed her
and of course everybody was clownin but fuck it
damn as i type this she just texted me her ears musta been ringing
but yea that bitch fucked up she use to have a bangin ass body n just let it go to waste
happens to alot of latinas

oh i forgot to add that she was messing with a black dude for a while now and in my head i was thinking like "fuck how the fuck ima compete with that?!"


oh shit also forgot to mention that we had stopped at 711 to get candy to take in the movie and she ate that shit before the fuckin movie even started!
wtf bitch
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Lmaooo...you're funny as hell breh.
 
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cheeto said:
u must have a flip phone u ol broke ass nigga lol i think most people on here post on their phones and take that 916 off ur name u said ur self u not in california and haven't been here for years so get off our dick nigga and rep wherever the fuck u at now. u ol "ima try n fit in with these siccness niggas but nobody gives a fuck about me and all they do is clown on me" ass nigga lol
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Not that I feel obligated to explain a damn thing to your dumbass, but imma school you a lil bit...

I spent the first 18 years of my life in Sac. After HS I was offered a full ride baseball scholarship to UNLV which I accepted and moved to vegas. After college, I decided to stay in vegas and enjoy the shit outta my 20's, which I did VERY much. I am now in my 30s and have kids, and their mother lives in AZ, so in order to be able to see my kids on a daily, I now live in AZ as well.

My older brother still lives in Sac, and I have 2 sisters who live in SD, which I visit every couple months so my kids can see their tias and primos. So you can miss me with that "get off our dick" shit, at the time I created this profile I was goin back and forth from vegas to sac regularly and still had hella fam in sac, hence the 916.

What has your fat, worthless ass done in life besides be a siccness soldier and fuck fat bitches?
 
cheeto

cheeto

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jmacc916 said:
Not that I feel obligated to explain a damn thing to your dumbass, but imma school you a lil bit...

I spent the first 18 years of my life in Sac. After HS I was offered a full ride baseball scholarship to UNLV which I accepted and moved to vegas. After college, I decided to stay in vegas and enjoy the shit outta my 20's, which I did VERY much. I am now in my 30s and have kids, and their mother lives in AZ, so in order to be able to see my kids on a daily, I now live in AZ as well.

My older brother still lives in Sac, and I have 2 sisters who live in SD, which I visit every couple months so my kids can see their tias and primos. So you can miss me with that "get off our dick" shit, at the time I created this profile I was goin back and forth from vegas to sac regularly and still had hella fam in sac, hence the 916.

What has your fat, worthless ass done in life besides be a siccness soldier and fuck fat bitches?
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Post pictures of ur sisters tits

K, thanks
 
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W0RM_Da_C0N

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I've had a couple fat bietches.. like y'all sayin they do give some great dome.. some of the best I've had like toe curlin n shit haha.. that's the main reason I fucked with em in the first place I'm like yea she gotta a cute face i'll fuck it plus I'm a horny bastard like Im sure 99 percent of us are in here..

This one damn near swallowed my dick whole and yeah about the skinny bitches, I've had a couple with some loose ass throw a hotdog down the hall way ass pussu.. but I appreciate pussu in all shapes and forms I guess
 
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cheeto said:
oh shit also forgot to mention that we had stopped at 711 to get candy to take in the movie and she ate that shit before the fuckin movie even started!
wtf bitch
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LMAO! Right about now sneezing, coughing and laughing hurts but that shit was worth it.
 
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