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Apr 11, 2003
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Too Short the infamous Gay Rapper?

In shocking news this week, it's been discussed that Oakland's own Too Short is the gay rapper that everyone's been wondering about all these years.

Known for his rude lyrics towards women, and leading a "pimp" lifestyle, Short was probably the last person anyone would believe to be the famed "gay rapper". "We do not have a public comment at this time", stated his publicist, "but we would just like to say that these rumors are false, and that's all they are - RUMORS".

So how did this come about? Bizarre enough, it's all Ricki Lake's fault! She recently had an episode about Black men and a secret gay lifestyle known as "the down lo". During the show they had someone cruising the streets late at night, trying to get interviews with other men in the lifestyle and as odd as it seems, Too Short was spotted chilling in the background, away from the camera.

Many fans of the famed rapper saw this episode of Ricki Lake and that's how the rumors started. What also fuels the fire is Short's lyrics, which would be the total opposite of being a gay man. It is believed that he has those lyrics as a sort of "cover up" of his true lifestyle.
 
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You must have been the 6th grader that told all the kintergardeners there was no such thing as Santa Claus during recess time. Thanks for ruining it for all of us!


The day Too Short is gay is the day I quit listening to rap. :)
 
Apr 25, 2002
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If Too Short really was gay, wouldnt you think he'd be keeping that shit in the closet with hella deadbolt locks on the door, instead of hanging out with gay dudes in public.
 
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Sounds like a ploy from ol bitch ass Hollywood to say:

LOOK HOMOPHOBIC RAPPERS ARE RELLY GAY LOL

I don't believe that shit one minute.

It's improbable but not impossible tho, many niggas from the hood make it big, get bored with the pussy and turn to the asshole. Just look at Eddie Murphy or dr. dre fuckin queer.