ENJOY.......
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert,
have set up their tent, and are asleep. Some hours
later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend.
"Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn's in
Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a
quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the
Lord is all powerful and we are small and significant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow. What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says:
"Tonto, you dumb ass, it means someone has stolen our
tent."
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are camping in the desert,
have set up their tent, and are asleep. Some hours
later, the Lone Ranger wakes his faithful friend.
"Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders for a minute.
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn's in
Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a
quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the
Lord is all powerful and we are small and significant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow. What it tell you, Kemo Sabi?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says:
"Tonto, you dumb ass, it means someone has stolen our
tent."