Tombstones

[2-0-Sixx]

If you had to choose, what would your epitaph say? Something funny, witty, meaningful?

The tombstone of H.G. Wells says, "Damn you all, I told you so. "

Karl Marx:

WORKERS OF ALL LANDS UNITE.

THE PHILOSOPHERS HAVE ONLY INTERPRETED THE WORLD IN VARIOUS WAYS; THE POINT IS TO CHANGE IT

I think I'd have mine say something like, "Here lies an atheist. All dressed up and no place to go."

 

[I. Cold]

"THIZZ OR DIE YOU BEEZIES!!"

 

[I AM]

^^LMFAO

I dunno if I would even have one...I don't wanna be buried, I wanna be cremated...Some ash into a bud plant, lol, and then some into the ocean or somethin...

But if I was a weird fucker that wanted to rott after my death, it would probably say, "I STILL AM."

 

[Stealth]

Mine will probably say "Goddamn Camel Lights. I fucking knew it."


If not, i'd make it say something like "Just because I'm dead doesnt mean I wont come back from the grave to make your lives a living hell if you ever put your hands on my daughter."

 

[I AM]

^^lol

 

[DeceptaKhan]

"finally...stress free"

 

[JLMACN]

"aint this some shit"


5000

 

[DASICCLV702]

"WHY?!!"

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

"Are you the pizza guy?"

 

[Hu$tle530]

Eh I don't know how to answer a question like this I haven't planned on dying yet, but since it's not one's choice it should be a good idea to plan ahead for shit like this, but I'd just have my name, date born, date of death, thats about it......... for now

 

[COPIUM]

"WTTF LOL"

 

[TROLL]

"walking it off"

 

[RedStorm]

^^lmao

I'd like to do as little as possible, like the guy a couple posts above me said. Even a blank tombstone would be nice, that way no one would know who's down there. But if I had to put something on my tombstone, I'd like it to be something humorous, so if anyone visits my grave, they'll at least leave with a smile.

 

[KALYN]

I'd like to be cremated.. I personally think spending thousands of dollars to bury someone is insane...

 

[$CASH$]

"Im watching you"