To the Minnesota cats in here.....
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whatever you do, DONT GO TO THE CHOICE!!!!! lol.. Its the worst strip club here... (even if the russian bitch does suck you up in the back room!)
Otherwise, Deja Vu is in MPLS right by the choice n sexworld, but there are a list of clubs...
The 418 club @ 418 3rd Ave N. ,
Or Dreamgirls at 14 N 5th st.
Deja Vu is at 315 Washington Ave N. The King Of Diamonds isnt that bad from what I here, and someone said they serve liq too...
Another club to avoid is the Lamplighter aka the limp lifter.. its got the most broken hoes in MN workin there, I swear...
If for some reason you do decide to peep the choice, its at 254 2nd ave N. in downtown MPLS... Let me know what clubs you end up going to, and what you thought of em... And let me know what you think of the Twin Cities...
Otherwise, Deja Vu is in MPLS right by the choice n sexworld, but there are a list of clubs...
The 418 club @ 418 3rd Ave N. ,
Or Dreamgirls at 14 N 5th st.
Deja Vu is at 315 Washington Ave N. The King Of Diamonds isnt that bad from what I here, and someone said they serve liq too...
Another club to avoid is the Lamplighter aka the limp lifter.. its got the most broken hoes in MN workin there, I swear...
If for some reason you do decide to peep the choice, its at 254 2nd ave N. in downtown MPLS... Let me know what clubs you end up going to, and what you thought of em... And let me know what you think of the Twin Cities...
Thanks for all the great info.....it will be used :classic:
Also, anyone want any promo cds and dvds while I'm up there? I figured on going to the mall of america and hit up some people there, but if anyone is interested in getting some cds from me and passing them out to your people then we can link up sometime Saturday or Sunday. Let me know.
Nick
Also, anyone want any promo cds and dvds while I'm up there? I figured on going to the mall of america and hit up some people there, but if anyone is interested in getting some cds from me and passing them out to your people then we can link up sometime Saturday or Sunday. Let me know.
Nick
Aight man. Im a strip club-a-holic. Born and raised in the Twin Cities and its like this. I'll rate em from worst to best.
King of Diamonds- White trash place with not very good girls. Avoid this place at all cost unless you have a mustache, bad teeth, and wear a chevy racing cap foward with a straight brim.
The Lamplighter (affectionatly called The Limplifter)- Just as bad as K.O.D. The girls behind glass here. This is a place with bottom of the barrel strippers. If your looking to have a good time with a great atmosphere, dont go here. If you want to bring home a sleazy ass STD drippin cooze, this is your place.
The Choice - Nothing special. Not horrible but nothing to set it apart from the rest.
418 Club- Mostly minority dancers, nothing too special except that it is open 24 hours, while the others close around 2-3.
Deja Vu - Probably the most known titty bar out here this place is a'ight. Its huge. The girls look good. But they don't rub they titties on your face on the tip rail or during a lap dance. The best part of the Vu is going to Sexworld right across the way afterwards. This place is ok but I would suggest one of the following.
Jakes - www.jakesmn.com - A'ight this place is the shit. If you coming representing Tech, call them up, I'm almost certain they will hook you up with VIP status. This place is off Highway 52 south, about 30 mins. from the Twin Cities. Its a small, redneck looking place. But the girls, oh my goodness. They look fan-fuckin-tastic. I think this is where all the fine city girls go hoping no one they know will find out they strip. A relieable source told me if you get them girls in the VIP lounge and ask "How much for the happy ending" they hook it up. I guess they charge you based on how your dressed, a kid in T-shirt and jeans would be $50, a guy in a suit and tie $200. Worth peeping. Jakes downfall is it closes at 1 am.
Dream Girls - This place is the shit! Fine ass girls. On the tip rail and on lap dances, these girls be rubbing they shit all in your face. On weekends they usually have pornstars come through, which is sometimes great other times nothing special. The atmosphere here is great and the music is LOUD AS HELL. Unless you have unlimited bankroll go here.
Sheiks - These cats here are looking out for you if they tell you to hit up Sheiks. The top notch booty dances here. But be prepared to spend your scrilla, cat. I know another dawg that be bringing home these Sheiks girls, but you gotta have a lot of the yola to do that.
If your bankrolls unlimited, hit up Sheiks. If not, I would say DreamGirls or Jakes if its early enough in the night.
Also cat, hit me up if you need anything. I got the hook on some of the best cough in town and can get whatever else. PM a nigga.
King of Diamonds- White trash place with not very good girls. Avoid this place at all cost unless you have a mustache, bad teeth, and wear a chevy racing cap foward with a straight brim.
The Lamplighter (affectionatly called The Limplifter)- Just as bad as K.O.D. The girls behind glass here. This is a place with bottom of the barrel strippers. If your looking to have a good time with a great atmosphere, dont go here. If you want to bring home a sleazy ass STD drippin cooze, this is your place.
The Choice - Nothing special. Not horrible but nothing to set it apart from the rest.
418 Club- Mostly minority dancers, nothing too special except that it is open 24 hours, while the others close around 2-3.
Deja Vu - Probably the most known titty bar out here this place is a'ight. Its huge. The girls look good. But they don't rub they titties on your face on the tip rail or during a lap dance. The best part of the Vu is going to Sexworld right across the way afterwards. This place is ok but I would suggest one of the following.
Jakes - www.jakesmn.com - A'ight this place is the shit. If you coming representing Tech, call them up, I'm almost certain they will hook you up with VIP status. This place is off Highway 52 south, about 30 mins. from the Twin Cities. Its a small, redneck looking place. But the girls, oh my goodness. They look fan-fuckin-tastic. I think this is where all the fine city girls go hoping no one they know will find out they strip. A relieable source told me if you get them girls in the VIP lounge and ask "How much for the happy ending" they hook it up. I guess they charge you based on how your dressed, a kid in T-shirt and jeans would be $50, a guy in a suit and tie $200. Worth peeping. Jakes downfall is it closes at 1 am.
Dream Girls - This place is the shit! Fine ass girls. On the tip rail and on lap dances, these girls be rubbing they shit all in your face. On weekends they usually have pornstars come through, which is sometimes great other times nothing special. The atmosphere here is great and the music is LOUD AS HELL. Unless you have unlimited bankroll go here.
Sheiks - These cats here are looking out for you if they tell you to hit up Sheiks. The top notch booty dances here. But be prepared to spend your scrilla, cat. I know another dawg that be bringing home these Sheiks girls, but you gotta have a lot of the yola to do that.
If your bankrolls unlimited, hit up Sheiks. If not, I would say DreamGirls or Jakes if its early enough in the night.
Also cat, hit me up if you need anything. I got the hook on some of the best cough in town and can get whatever else. PM a nigga.
Str8MrE: Where did you hear of this Russian broad and what do you gotta say to hook it up? How she look? Whats she charging cats for the dubsic? I'm headed there this weekend if thats true. No bullshit!
Mr. Minneapolis: Sexworld is sweet to go peep. They have ANY kind of porno you want, from midget porn to granny porn to regular shit. The prices are mad high on videos, like $40. Buy your shit at Shinders if you want some. The gay shit is in a seperate room so you wont accidently see any of that manhole shit. They also have whats called "The Dollhouse" where they have live girls behind glass that will do whatever for however long depending on how much scrilla you pay them. Fingering, toys, toys in the ass, they do it all. Some look good as hell, some look straight busted. You are in an inclosed stall so you can jerk your shit in there. Then upstairs, they have these peep booths. I call them the Jerk Booths. You go into this little stall like thingy, and put in dollars for time. Then you have like 70 channels of all sorts of porn. You beat your shit in there and they have a trash can on the floor to bust your nutsauce into. Becareful before choosing a booth, some sick fuck before you may have nutted on the walls, buttons or screen. I dont fall for that shit no more. They have a mexican working there called The Jizz Mopper that goes in after people are done and cleans that shit up.
They also have a pretty good smoke shop if you smoke dank. Very good prices for their pipes. They also have a wide varity of sex toys, cool ass T-shirts and whippits. And they also now do tattoos.
http://www.sexworld.com
Str8MrE: What was your homies sisters stagename there?? I heard that bad news today too talking to homies at work about Jakes. That town has been trying to shut them down for a long ass time and its a shame.
Mr. Minneapolis: Sexworld is sweet to go peep. They have ANY kind of porno you want, from midget porn to granny porn to regular shit. The prices are mad high on videos, like $40. Buy your shit at Shinders if you want some. The gay shit is in a seperate room so you wont accidently see any of that manhole shit. They also have whats called "The Dollhouse" where they have live girls behind glass that will do whatever for however long depending on how much scrilla you pay them. Fingering, toys, toys in the ass, they do it all. Some look good as hell, some look straight busted. You are in an inclosed stall so you can jerk your shit in there. Then upstairs, they have these peep booths. I call them the Jerk Booths. You go into this little stall like thingy, and put in dollars for time. Then you have like 70 channels of all sorts of porn. You beat your shit in there and they have a trash can on the floor to bust your nutsauce into. Becareful before choosing a booth, some sick fuck before you may have nutted on the walls, buttons or screen. I dont fall for that shit no more. They have a mexican working there called The Jizz Mopper that goes in after people are done and cleans that shit up.
They also have a pretty good smoke shop if you smoke dank. Very good prices for their pipes. They also have a wide varity of sex toys, cool ass T-shirts and whippits. And they also now do tattoos.
http://www.sexworld.com
Str8MrE: What was your homies sisters stagename there?? I heard that bad news today too talking to homies at work about Jakes. That town has been trying to shut them down for a long ass time and its a shame.
@ Dirty Nappy
In respect to my homie n her, Id rather not say...
As far as that russian bitch at the choice, the one time I was there, my homie got all excited bout makin out with her during a lap dance... Later on we went across to sex world to peep the pipes n bongs they got up in there, and this funny lookin, never had pussy in his life type cat, and his homie were in there askin what we thought of the bitches at the choice, especially the russian one, and we said they were aight... Then he busts out, "yeah, the russian girl just sucked my boy up in the vip room!" -note- thats the SAME bitch my homie was suckin face with! and she is givin head shots... str8 comedy....
In respect to my homie n her, Id rather not say...
As far as that russian bitch at the choice, the one time I was there, my homie got all excited bout makin out with her during a lap dance... Later on we went across to sex world to peep the pipes n bongs they got up in there, and this funny lookin, never had pussy in his life type cat, and his homie were in there askin what we thought of the bitches at the choice, especially the russian one, and we said they were aight... Then he busts out, "yeah, the russian girl just sucked my boy up in the vip room!" -note- thats the SAME bitch my homie was suckin face with! and she is givin head shots... str8 comedy....
She was aight like I said... Nothing to special.. Blonde, ok titties... she was str8 I suppose.. but you know she has to be dirty... this guys homie looked like he came str8 off some farm up north! lol.
AND SHE SUCKED HIM UP!!!! The Choice had some aight lookin bitches, I suppose its not the worst strip club in the world, but I know they got some str8 busted bitches workin there too... Its not a bad spot to peep.... Kinda smaller though...
AND SHE SUCKED HIM UP!!!! The Choice had some aight lookin bitches, I suppose its not the worst strip club in the world, but I know they got some str8 busted bitches workin there too... Its not a bad spot to peep.... Kinda smaller though...