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UsA'sMostWanted

M.O.B
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May 8, 2005
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has anyone's scrotum ever itched you so much you seeked the contents of a tool-box?


one squeeze with the pliers and It was like one wave from the hand of GOD, instantly healing me from that devestating discomfort and I was ready to get back to watching t.v.
 
UsA'sMostWanted

UsA'sMostWanted

M.O.B
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May 8, 2005
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just pinched slightly on the skin making sure no testicle was in danger, since the sack is supposed to be able to handle the pressure (the reason why I thought to myself that using pliers might be safe)
 
Doberman

Doberman

Sicc OG
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May 1, 2003
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YOUNGNUTT said:
WHY DON'T YOU USE A BLACC FOLKS HAIR BRUSH???
I HAVE A SEPARATE ONE JUST FOR MY NUTT SACC AND MAN IF I HAD A TAIL, I'D BE WAG'N' THAT SHIT HELLA HARD!!!
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WTF! I can picture that scenario as a Sierra Mist commercial. "Yeah....something like that" lol
 
mustynutz

mustynutz

Sicc OG
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Jun 27, 2002
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pliers to deal with itchy nutz?......do what i do when the itch comes on strong....peel your scrotum off your leg, if they have already fully grafted then dont do this...for those with mild crotch rot, apply 1 part gasoline and 1 part rubbing alcohol....scrub...then run a flame over it to singe all hair, make sure not to let it get outta control....

after that soak your nuts in a mix of salt water and lemon juice for at least 15 mins...
 
I. Cold

I. Cold

Sicc OG
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May 2, 2002
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what about an itchy asshole when you're at work or in public? yall just say fuck it and jam your fingers up there or do you spread your ass cheeks while sitting down and try to make friction with your chair?
 
Dugless206

Dugless206

Sicc OG
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Dec 3, 2005
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Psycho Logic said:
what about an itchy asshole when you're at work or in public? yall just say fuck it and jam your fingers up there or do you spread your ass cheeks while sitting down and try to make friction with your chair?
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wtf! u prolly look like a dog that has worms and shit rubbin its ass all over the ground
 
I. Cold

I. Cold

Sicc OG
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May 2, 2002
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YOUNGNUTT said:
^^^NOW THAT SIR I BELEIVE COMES FROM NOT WIPING YOUR ASS GOOD ENOUGH!!!
MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHANGE MANEUVERS AND TRY WIPING FROM BACC TO FRONT!!!
I HEARD THAT WORKS FOR SOME!!!
LOL
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nah.. everyone gets an itchy asshole from time to time. its natural. I wipe my ass very thoroughly, thank you very much.
 
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