Xplosion/Dark Matches:
* Homicide b. Ken Doane with an Ace Crusher
* Okada vs. "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal. Winner via top rope elbow drop, Jay Lethal.
* Daniels & Brian Kendrick vs. Kazarian & Amazing Red. Winner after an assisted tornado DDT from Red and then a spinning springboard legdrop from Kaz onto Kedrick, Amazing Red and Kazarian.
* Marti Funk is in attendance with the Funk students so do not be surprised if Dory Funk is there.
TNA Impact (Airing Monday, March 15th on Spike TV):
* AJ Styles and Ric Flair out. AJ calls Abyss a 6'8 scary looking but stupid monster. Did he really think a magical ring would help him? He recalls their classic battles and how the result was always the same. AJ Styles up, Abyss down. AJ doesn't believe in the Easter Bunny, Santa Clause or in magical rings. He does believe he's the best wrestler and a gift from God and The Pope will learn that too. Flair shows the scars on his forehead which are deep and bloody. He says Abyss is a dead man and they'll get Jeff Hardy too. Flair's forehead is bleeding and covered half his face. Jeff Hardy comes out. AJ asks Hardy who he thinks he is. AJ says Hardy has done nothing here and proved nothing. AJ asks him if he wants the spotlight and it doesn't get any bigger than on Styles and Flair.
* AJ asks why don't they get it done right here, right now. Hardy says it will be a breeze. Flair sayas a breeze is painting pictures backstage and getting high. Hardy says something about the drifters of the night, crowd pops, his music plays, lights go out, everybody leaves.
* Backstage, Bischoff is mad at Foley for helping Jarrett. Foley apologizes and Bischoff says there's no saving Foley. Bischoff says he's bringing Foley to the ring to shave his beard, cut his hair and make him the executive he should be.
* Brooke Hogan just came out and sat down ringside.
* Backstage, The Nasty Boys beat up Jesse Neal at catering and powerbombed him through a table. It was supposed to be Team 3D and Jesse Neal vs. the Nasty Boys and Jimmy Hart but now it's a handicap match because of what happened to Neal. Team 3D says it's not a handicap match because they have a partner. Out comes Spike Dudley to make it a 6 man match. Jimmy Hart gets the pin on Bubba after Knobs hit him with Jimmy's motorcycle helmet. Nastys set up a table to put Bubba through it but Jesse Neal runs out for the save. Saggs ends up getting 3Ded through the table.
* Backstage Christy asks Angelina how she feels that the Beautiful People won the tag belts. She says it sucks and makes her mad. When she gets mad she does something about it and issues an open challenge to any of the Beautiful People, especially Velvet.
* JB backstage with Scott Hall and Syxx-Pac. Syxx-Pac says they've been kicked out of better places than this. Hall says at Destination X Nash is getting what's coming to them and then Monday they'll see the new big money players. Nash and Young walk up and Nash offers Hall a big wad of cash for five minutes with him tonight. Hall accepts and that match happens later.
* Mr. Anderson & Desmond Wolfe with Chelsea vs. Kurt Angle & "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero. Pope and Angle win after Pope got a small package on Wolfe. Afterwards Anderson gives Angle a Mic Check and then uses the dog tags on Angle's head and busts him open. Anderson says this is just a preview of what he's going to do to him on Sunday. He beats Angle down some more.
* Backstage, there was a Beautiful Segment but it was inaudible to the live crowd.
* Hardy and RVD are in Hogan's office but it was also inaudible to the live crowd. Abyss is a special enforcer in one of their matches. Bischoff comes in after they leave and asks if they're cool. Hogan says yeah but he has to keep some things secret like Bischoff kept the Foley ref thing a secret. Bischoff leaves and Hogan says that was weird.
* Angelina Love vs. Daffney. Velvet said Daffney is a member of the Beautiful People for one night only. The Beautiful People are watching from the ramp. Daffney tried using a hammer but the referee stopped her. The Beautiful People interfere and crotch Angelina on the ring post. Daffney attacked Angelina outside and then leaves. The Beautiful People beat up on Angelina until Tara makes the save. Tara and Daffney have a stare down while Daffney backs away.
* Scott Hall vs. Kevin Nash with a five minute time limit. Syxx-Pac runs in and takes out Nash's knee. They then handcuff Nash to the ring and begin beating him down. Young tries to make the save but Hall and Pac are too much for him. Pac and Hall take the money and leave.
* Hulk Hogan is out. He says what happened last week was more than a trainwreck. The one thing he can't forget or let go of is when Abyss said "Why Sting, why?" Hogan calls Sting out and asks if the spotlight wasn't enough or his star wasn't big enough. Sting is seen walking in the rafters. He passes over the ring area and makes his way to ringside. RVD attacks Sting and they brawl as Hogan watches on. RVD tosses Hogan a bat and then throws Sting in. Before Hogan can use it, Bischoff runs down with security and says Hogan has to leave that side of him behind. He has security escort Sting safely away. Bischoff says he promised his daughter last week he was done with this type of thing. Brooke is ringside acting shocked and shaking her head at her dad. Hogan goes to ringside where Brooke is and they embrace. Hogan then leaves.
* Hernandez and Jeff Jarrett are talking about getting it done tonight. Bischoff says no way this happens. He says Hernandez gets a handicap match against Beer Money. Bischoff says since Jarrett wants in so bad that he can be the referee in the match.
* Hernandez vs. Beer Money, Inc. with Jeff Jarrett as special guest referee. Matt Morgan was going to go to the ring but joins Mike Tenay and Taz on commentary instead. Winner via Keg Stand, Beer Money Inc. After the match, Beer Money continue to beat down Hernandez. Jarrett tries to break it up he gets shoved away. Jarrett takes the ref shirt off and helps Hernandez clear the ring. Bischoff is shown backstage with a mirror and clippers. A barber chair is being set up in the ring. Bischoff is out. He says Jarrett's ass is his next week. Right now he has a certain look for the company and for weeks he's been trying to help Foley. He calls Foley out so he can take matters into his own hands and clean Foley up once and for all. Foley is out and takes a seat in the barber chair. Foley stips Bischoff from shaving him and instead gives him Mr. Socko. He then uses the clippers to shave Bischoff's head.
* They're setting up for an Ultimate X Match but Tim is unsure if they're doing one tonight. Dave Penzer just called the pay-per-view Degeneration X rather than Destination X.
* Christy Hemme backstage with Shannon Moore. He says he's not worried because he's been studying the book of Demigoth (who knows what he actually said) and that he's going to beat Williams for all his freaks.
* The Motor City Machine Guns are out. Chris Sabin says this Sunday at Destination X it will be a night to remember. Not only is it the return of Ultimate X, not only do the winners become #1 contenders but it will mark the rise of the Machine Guns. Sabin questions who Generation Me think they are to come into their company. Who have they ever beaten? Generation Me come out and say they have beaten the Guns when they first came in. Shelley says Generation Me is good but not great while MCMG are great. Generation Me are the Atari to the MCMG's Xbox. Shelley says enough about that, let's talk about the night we spent with your girlfriends.
* A fight breaks out. Kendrick, Daniels, Amazing Red and Kazarian all run out to fight. A ladder is used during it. Amazing Red does a plancha off the top of the ladder onto the Motor City Machine Guns, Daniels and Kendrick. The segment ends with Kazarian on top of the ladder and Generation Me and Red posing around it.
* Jeremy Borash is backstage with the special enforcer for the main event, Abyss. He says ever since Hogan gave him his ring, AJ and Flair have been trying to take it from him. He says at Destionation X he's going to take the title from AJ and smack around Flair if he gets involved. He then asks WHATCHA GONNA DO FLAIR AND AJ WHEN ABYSS GOES CRAZY ON YOU!
* Jeff Hardy vs. AJ Styles w/Ric Flair and Abyss as the special enforcer. AJ hit a slop drop that hit the referee too. AJ went to grab a chair but Abyss stopped him. AJ went for a springboard 450 and missed. Hardy hit a Swanton Bomb and Abyss slid in to count three. Flair hit Hardy and Abyss with a chair after and kept hitting him up the ramp until Abyss "hulked" up and chokeslammed him through the ramp! Abyss poses over the hold Flair went through and points at AJ who is cowering in the ring with his belt.
I cant believe the Funks are there... especially Dory who has to be around 120 years old by now
* Homicide b. Ken Doane with an Ace Crusher
* Okada vs. "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal. Winner via top rope elbow drop, Jay Lethal.
* Daniels & Brian Kendrick vs. Kazarian & Amazing Red. Winner after an assisted tornado DDT from Red and then a spinning springboard legdrop from Kaz onto Kedrick, Amazing Red and Kazarian.
* Marti Funk is in attendance with the Funk students so do not be surprised if Dory Funk is there.
TNA Impact (Airing Monday, March 15th on Spike TV):
* AJ Styles and Ric Flair out. AJ calls Abyss a 6'8 scary looking but stupid monster. Did he really think a magical ring would help him? He recalls their classic battles and how the result was always the same. AJ Styles up, Abyss down. AJ doesn't believe in the Easter Bunny, Santa Clause or in magical rings. He does believe he's the best wrestler and a gift from God and The Pope will learn that too. Flair shows the scars on his forehead which are deep and bloody. He says Abyss is a dead man and they'll get Jeff Hardy too. Flair's forehead is bleeding and covered half his face. Jeff Hardy comes out. AJ asks Hardy who he thinks he is. AJ says Hardy has done nothing here and proved nothing. AJ asks him if he wants the spotlight and it doesn't get any bigger than on Styles and Flair.
* AJ asks why don't they get it done right here, right now. Hardy says it will be a breeze. Flair sayas a breeze is painting pictures backstage and getting high. Hardy says something about the drifters of the night, crowd pops, his music plays, lights go out, everybody leaves.
* Backstage, Bischoff is mad at Foley for helping Jarrett. Foley apologizes and Bischoff says there's no saving Foley. Bischoff says he's bringing Foley to the ring to shave his beard, cut his hair and make him the executive he should be.
* Brooke Hogan just came out and sat down ringside.
* Backstage, The Nasty Boys beat up Jesse Neal at catering and powerbombed him through a table. It was supposed to be Team 3D and Jesse Neal vs. the Nasty Boys and Jimmy Hart but now it's a handicap match because of what happened to Neal. Team 3D says it's not a handicap match because they have a partner. Out comes Spike Dudley to make it a 6 man match. Jimmy Hart gets the pin on Bubba after Knobs hit him with Jimmy's motorcycle helmet. Nastys set up a table to put Bubba through it but Jesse Neal runs out for the save. Saggs ends up getting 3Ded through the table.
* Backstage Christy asks Angelina how she feels that the Beautiful People won the tag belts. She says it sucks and makes her mad. When she gets mad she does something about it and issues an open challenge to any of the Beautiful People, especially Velvet.
* JB backstage with Scott Hall and Syxx-Pac. Syxx-Pac says they've been kicked out of better places than this. Hall says at Destination X Nash is getting what's coming to them and then Monday they'll see the new big money players. Nash and Young walk up and Nash offers Hall a big wad of cash for five minutes with him tonight. Hall accepts and that match happens later.
* Mr. Anderson & Desmond Wolfe with Chelsea vs. Kurt Angle & "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero. Pope and Angle win after Pope got a small package on Wolfe. Afterwards Anderson gives Angle a Mic Check and then uses the dog tags on Angle's head and busts him open. Anderson says this is just a preview of what he's going to do to him on Sunday. He beats Angle down some more.
* Backstage, there was a Beautiful Segment but it was inaudible to the live crowd.
* Hardy and RVD are in Hogan's office but it was also inaudible to the live crowd. Abyss is a special enforcer in one of their matches. Bischoff comes in after they leave and asks if they're cool. Hogan says yeah but he has to keep some things secret like Bischoff kept the Foley ref thing a secret. Bischoff leaves and Hogan says that was weird.
* Angelina Love vs. Daffney. Velvet said Daffney is a member of the Beautiful People for one night only. The Beautiful People are watching from the ramp. Daffney tried using a hammer but the referee stopped her. The Beautiful People interfere and crotch Angelina on the ring post. Daffney attacked Angelina outside and then leaves. The Beautiful People beat up on Angelina until Tara makes the save. Tara and Daffney have a stare down while Daffney backs away.
* Scott Hall vs. Kevin Nash with a five minute time limit. Syxx-Pac runs in and takes out Nash's knee. They then handcuff Nash to the ring and begin beating him down. Young tries to make the save but Hall and Pac are too much for him. Pac and Hall take the money and leave.
* Hulk Hogan is out. He says what happened last week was more than a trainwreck. The one thing he can't forget or let go of is when Abyss said "Why Sting, why?" Hogan calls Sting out and asks if the spotlight wasn't enough or his star wasn't big enough. Sting is seen walking in the rafters. He passes over the ring area and makes his way to ringside. RVD attacks Sting and they brawl as Hogan watches on. RVD tosses Hogan a bat and then throws Sting in. Before Hogan can use it, Bischoff runs down with security and says Hogan has to leave that side of him behind. He has security escort Sting safely away. Bischoff says he promised his daughter last week he was done with this type of thing. Brooke is ringside acting shocked and shaking her head at her dad. Hogan goes to ringside where Brooke is and they embrace. Hogan then leaves.
* Hernandez and Jeff Jarrett are talking about getting it done tonight. Bischoff says no way this happens. He says Hernandez gets a handicap match against Beer Money. Bischoff says since Jarrett wants in so bad that he can be the referee in the match.
* Hernandez vs. Beer Money, Inc. with Jeff Jarrett as special guest referee. Matt Morgan was going to go to the ring but joins Mike Tenay and Taz on commentary instead. Winner via Keg Stand, Beer Money Inc. After the match, Beer Money continue to beat down Hernandez. Jarrett tries to break it up he gets shoved away. Jarrett takes the ref shirt off and helps Hernandez clear the ring. Bischoff is shown backstage with a mirror and clippers. A barber chair is being set up in the ring. Bischoff is out. He says Jarrett's ass is his next week. Right now he has a certain look for the company and for weeks he's been trying to help Foley. He calls Foley out so he can take matters into his own hands and clean Foley up once and for all. Foley is out and takes a seat in the barber chair. Foley stips Bischoff from shaving him and instead gives him Mr. Socko. He then uses the clippers to shave Bischoff's head.
* They're setting up for an Ultimate X Match but Tim is unsure if they're doing one tonight. Dave Penzer just called the pay-per-view Degeneration X rather than Destination X.
* Christy Hemme backstage with Shannon Moore. He says he's not worried because he's been studying the book of Demigoth (who knows what he actually said) and that he's going to beat Williams for all his freaks.
* The Motor City Machine Guns are out. Chris Sabin says this Sunday at Destination X it will be a night to remember. Not only is it the return of Ultimate X, not only do the winners become #1 contenders but it will mark the rise of the Machine Guns. Sabin questions who Generation Me think they are to come into their company. Who have they ever beaten? Generation Me come out and say they have beaten the Guns when they first came in. Shelley says Generation Me is good but not great while MCMG are great. Generation Me are the Atari to the MCMG's Xbox. Shelley says enough about that, let's talk about the night we spent with your girlfriends.
* A fight breaks out. Kendrick, Daniels, Amazing Red and Kazarian all run out to fight. A ladder is used during it. Amazing Red does a plancha off the top of the ladder onto the Motor City Machine Guns, Daniels and Kendrick. The segment ends with Kazarian on top of the ladder and Generation Me and Red posing around it.
* Jeremy Borash is backstage with the special enforcer for the main event, Abyss. He says ever since Hogan gave him his ring, AJ and Flair have been trying to take it from him. He says at Destionation X he's going to take the title from AJ and smack around Flair if he gets involved. He then asks WHATCHA GONNA DO FLAIR AND AJ WHEN ABYSS GOES CRAZY ON YOU!
* Jeff Hardy vs. AJ Styles w/Ric Flair and Abyss as the special enforcer. AJ hit a slop drop that hit the referee too. AJ went to grab a chair but Abyss stopped him. AJ went for a springboard 450 and missed. Hardy hit a Swanton Bomb and Abyss slid in to count three. Flair hit Hardy and Abyss with a chair after and kept hitting him up the ramp until Abyss "hulked" up and chokeslammed him through the ramp! Abyss poses over the hold Flair went through and points at AJ who is cowering in the ring with his belt.
I cant believe the Funks are there... especially Dory who has to be around 120 years old by now
