TIPS ON HOW TO BE A FAMOUS RAPPER!

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May 14, 2003
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1)Be generic. Have a look that anyone can have. You've seen it already. Big hats, icey white t-shirts etc.

2)Be really general but sound specific when you write your raps. Make it sound like you're dissing someone that everybody knows but don't actually say their name. It drives people crazy. Which brings me to the next tip...

3)Always have yourself near danger or in a conflict. Nobody wants to listen to some rapper rap about rap stuff. And tons of people want to go to a show where the show might not happen because the rapper you were or weren't rapping about shows up to fight.

4)Guns. This one is tricky. Any idiot can have a gun, but it takes a "FAMOUS RAPPER" to have a gun concealed in a place where it can be found by the police.

5)This is for those of you who are real serious about being a "FAMOUS RAPPER". You might feel it's a little extreme at first ,but let it marinate for a minute. GET SHOT.....

The trick here is, you have to get shot more times than the most "FAMOUS RAPPER" has been shot. The slug count is a little high right now so you might want to try and take the shots in places where you'll still be able to walk onto a stage.
 
Mar 18, 2003
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6)Get a song produced by Lil John, feature the Ying Yang twins and Ja Rule, throw J-Lo on the hook and you're entire album will go platinum even if that is the only decent song on it. It might cost a heavy buck to put this track together, but at least you will be famous. You don't even have to spit on the track, just as long as the album is under your name.