Tiger's Niece...Cheyenne Woods, would you hit?

[NiNe2FiVe]

ROCHESTER, N.Y. (AP) – Cheyenne Woods, the niece of Tiger Woods, missed the cut Saturday in her professional golf debut, shooting a 2-over 74 in the second round of the storm-disrupted Wegmans LPGA.

Woods and 70 other players completed their second rounds at the tricky Locust Hill course in suburban Rochester on Saturday morning after play was interrupted by thunderstorms for nearly five hours Friday.

...thats all well and good, but more importantly then her making some tournament cut is the question, would Tiger's 18 year old niece get the business?

I think I'd give her the 9 iron, if you know what I'm sayin...

 

[bulky408]

i'd putt my balls in her holes

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

I'd hit a hole in one....then I'd attack her 'back 9'...

 

[Siccx Degree]

She'd get the wood...

 

[Stealth]

I'd put my sand wedge in her sand trap.

 

[bulky408]

she could eagle for me.......spread eagle

 

[niguardian]

i would make sweet luv to her vaginal muscles...


on a golf course ass nekkid wit some golf shoes on and one glove

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

Id let her give me a penalty stroke...

 

[niguardian]

id hella give her a hole in one... or one in a hole... either one :lick:

 

[Stealth]

I'd take a couple strokes with my ping.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

I'd bogey her birdie, till i sank in her sand trap.

 

[mrrocnron]

I'd finish par on the 18.

 

[jr916]

clever puns....id fuck the dogshit out of her

 

[coondogg26]

yea id let her clean my balls

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

I'd slip my putter into her bag...

 

[MobbinINda916]

i would definitely bang her

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

^^^well put.

 

[jr916]

id fuck her wit her own golf club!


wait, thats not a pun at all...RIP MJ!!!

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

Id slip my caddie into her....vagina...shit.

 

[1904]

bitch would definitely get the acey ducey in the bacc nine