Thousands of falling dead birds in Arkansas. Hillbillies baffled.

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L.D.S.

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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40885546/ns/us_news-environment/

I went to college in and frequented Beebe daily for many years, and from that experience I can tell you that it was delta land and got crazy crosswinds when storms were coming through the area.

I think they were flying and got struck by lightning and the crosswinds carried them to the area, which would lend itself to why it's only one kind of bird and they all fell in the same location.

That huge storm that blew through the Midwest stretched from Texas to Kansas recently I think is the cause.
 

L.D.S.

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SHIT.... Ozark is only about an hour from me.

That I didn't know.

Don't come to Arkansas, brehs.

Bethesda's next game will be entitled Fallout: The Natural State.
 

Legman

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this would have got the cool story breh stamp of approval if it had...

A) blunts instead of birds

B) beer instead of birds

C) bewbies instead of birds

D) all of the above
 

L.D.S.

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Maybe it's out of proxy since the Tyson chicken plant is only a few miles away and they have folks in there that aren't even legal to be in the country.