I have to catch up a little bit because this is kind of new... First of all, with the concussion angle being the forefront of the Morgan/Bischoff/Hardy/Anderson feud... Why the fuck have they been letting Eric Young run around for two months or so, LOOPY because of a concussion? He's so "concussed" that he doesn't know what team he's on or where the fuck he is. He doesn't know what time it is, what day it is, who he's tagging with... But Matt Morgan is all of a sudden turning face because he is concerned about concussions. He's the same guy that was kicking skulls into ring posts to end careers.
::shrug::
Why the fuck did Bischoff decide that he should open the show wearing a ninja outfit?
Why the fuck does RVD trust Bischoff's word that there's a "plant" in EV2.0? I mean... It's Bischoff. He's with Flair, the "dirtiest player in the game." Why would you trust Bischoff over your oldschool homies? Maybe because you're fucking stupid. I hope they bury RVD and send him on his way, eventually.
Why the fuck doesn't Angelina Love just tell the camera guy to play back the tape when "Winter" shows up?
What the fuck did the wardrobe broad see last week?
Why the fuck is "Country" broad Mickie James with "Punk" guys like Ink Inc.? Wouldn't it make more sense for her to align with Beer Money and have Tara be with Ink Inc.? They could easily make Tara a face if she just turned on Velvet Sky, or whoever the fuck she was with... Turn face, and have Micky James become the first female in Immortal. ::shrug::
Why the fuck is J-E double F, J-E double R, E double T, talking shit on Angle when the storyline SHOULD be about him and Joe? Isn't the angle that Angle is GONE? We haven't seen him besides that one little segment where he was attacking Bischoff and Hogan's car.
Why the fuck does RVD think that he shouldn't be attacked by Rhyno in a three way TV title match?
Who the fuck booked this match anyway? It would make RVD more "paranoid" if he were in a straight match with AJ and had an interference by an EV2.0 member costing him the match "by accident". You can put The Dudley's in a match against AJ Styles for the TV championship, and they're going to fight each other to win. This isn't the Diva's championship. You can't share it. Someone has to win.
Why the fuck does RVD point at himself like a dumb fuck when he could be going for a pin or a move?
Why the fuck was Raven not in the locker room segment, and suddenly in the ring with EV2.0?
Why the fuck does Flair need to suck on a lolli-pop to commentate?
Why the fuck do you start the breakup of Fortune so soon after the allegiance with Immoral other than the fact that they need to establish a few "face" characters, which TNA is clearly lacking? It negates the whole "we're taking over" storyline.
Why the fuck do they advertise how dope it would be to be at a house show, when Abyss is stealing people from the crowd? "Pay money and come watch some bullshit and possibly be branded by a psychopathic attempted murderer!"
Why hype that Anderson is going to be there, going so far as to use his voice in a backstage segment, and have it not pan out? How was his ghost voice on the program when he's home in Green Bay, Wisconsin, as per his phone call earlier? Then they even use a "live" sounding "Mr. Anderson" intro to tie up the Morgan/Bischoff ending.
Oh and most importantly, WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CHAMP? I understand that Hardy just had a kid, but they also know that it takes nine months to have a kid, and ABOUT when it would be born.
What the fuck?
::shrug::
Why the fuck did Bischoff decide that he should open the show wearing a ninja outfit?
Why the fuck does RVD trust Bischoff's word that there's a "plant" in EV2.0? I mean... It's Bischoff. He's with Flair, the "dirtiest player in the game." Why would you trust Bischoff over your oldschool homies? Maybe because you're fucking stupid. I hope they bury RVD and send him on his way, eventually.
Why the fuck doesn't Angelina Love just tell the camera guy to play back the tape when "Winter" shows up?
What the fuck did the wardrobe broad see last week?
Why the fuck is "Country" broad Mickie James with "Punk" guys like Ink Inc.? Wouldn't it make more sense for her to align with Beer Money and have Tara be with Ink Inc.? They could easily make Tara a face if she just turned on Velvet Sky, or whoever the fuck she was with... Turn face, and have Micky James become the first female in Immortal. ::shrug::
Why the fuck is J-E double F, J-E double R, E double T, talking shit on Angle when the storyline SHOULD be about him and Joe? Isn't the angle that Angle is GONE? We haven't seen him besides that one little segment where he was attacking Bischoff and Hogan's car.
Why the fuck does RVD think that he shouldn't be attacked by Rhyno in a three way TV title match?
Who the fuck booked this match anyway? It would make RVD more "paranoid" if he were in a straight match with AJ and had an interference by an EV2.0 member costing him the match "by accident". You can put The Dudley's in a match against AJ Styles for the TV championship, and they're going to fight each other to win. This isn't the Diva's championship. You can't share it. Someone has to win.
Why the fuck does RVD point at himself like a dumb fuck when he could be going for a pin or a move?
Why the fuck was Raven not in the locker room segment, and suddenly in the ring with EV2.0?
Why the fuck does Flair need to suck on a lolli-pop to commentate?
Why the fuck do you start the breakup of Fortune so soon after the allegiance with Immoral other than the fact that they need to establish a few "face" characters, which TNA is clearly lacking? It negates the whole "we're taking over" storyline.
Why the fuck do they advertise how dope it would be to be at a house show, when Abyss is stealing people from the crowd? "Pay money and come watch some bullshit and possibly be branded by a psychopathic attempted murderer!"
Why hype that Anderson is going to be there, going so far as to use his voice in a backstage segment, and have it not pan out? How was his ghost voice on the program when he's home in Green Bay, Wisconsin, as per his phone call earlier? Then they even use a "live" sounding "Mr. Anderson" intro to tie up the Morgan/Bischoff ending.
Oh and most importantly, WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CHAMP? I understand that Hardy just had a kid, but they also know that it takes nine months to have a kid, and ABOUT when it would be born.
What the fuck?
