THIS LAND is MY LAND!
- Thread starter Blight
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OKAY lets see.... there is a relatively small amount of peeps living in MY land.
well since it is MY LAND i will start to assign you to your eternal positions.
NEFAR: you impressed me with your singing ability, but due to lack of enthusiasm among the GOM posters, i need you to do something else. FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN MY LAND you will be the security guard and janitor for the grounds i walk upon. You will work from 6am until 8pm as unarmed security and then an hour break is allowed to sleep or relax until your shift begins at 9pm until 3am as janitor on this HOLY LAND I OWN!
RED STORM will be assigned as a TEACHER RESERVE, sort of like the army reserve, except he is a teacher. This is incase we ever have children to go to a school. He will build the school when nessassary, and until that need he will remain in reserve. So until then to keep him busy... he will be the laborer of MY LAND and build ALL things.
YOUNG WINO (lol at your post) will be designated as the grocery store owner, bagger, cashier and stocker. You will run the local 24-7 store that RED STORM will build and you will work all positions and walk our groceries to our cars. You will work from 8am MONDAY morning until 7:59 NEXT MONDAY MORNING and then start your next identacle shift.
SGT HUSTLE: You will enjoy caterpillars in a new way. You will spin thread form their asses and make royal clothes for me. I will not give you anything in return, however everyone else will. You will spin clothes for all of us and i need 18 - 60x150 feet drapes for my castle. you will start to sew them immediately and rest after you hang them in the 50x140 foot windows.
SOAK GAME doesnt seem to know whats going on in MY LAND so he wont get the opportunity now. He will spend most of his time out of town, so he will be appointed the errand boy and i have a chain to be attached to his ankle. It reaches 20 miles so you can walk to the river and get our fresh water and pick corn and run to the local caves for items we will be borrowing from the cave folk. The chain may get hard to drag after like 5 miles, but keep driving foreward or you will be reeled back and MR VILLAIN will be designated as "FIRING MAN" and drop you to your grave. Now go start filling the bucket with water from the river and fill our water tower.
MR VILLAIN will be the "FIRING MAN" like a "FIRING SQUAD" except there is only him. I will let him borrow the royal gun to do theis job. When not needed he will be the digger. We need to dig as hole to Africa and the China and to Russia so i can make appointments and meet other rulers and go to these rulers parties. You will dig these holes until you reach the destination or your death. Whichever comes last.
LEE will not be allowed to be king. He will be the entertainer of the town at night. By day, we need a surgeon for experements and in case of emergencies. So you will be drug tested and any dirty tests will result in death by "firing man".
I will rule my land and will make changes when i see fit. When you see me on the street you will bow down and make a 4 inch mound of dirt and sit indian style upon it and take bags of crackes and crumble them and put them in your hair. I will touch your hair to feel the grit of crushed cracker. Then you will offer me locks of your hair and If you do not do this you will be tortured
well since it is MY LAND i will start to assign you to your eternal positions.
NEFAR: you impressed me with your singing ability, but due to lack of enthusiasm among the GOM posters, i need you to do something else. FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN MY LAND you will be the security guard and janitor for the grounds i walk upon. You will work from 6am until 8pm as unarmed security and then an hour break is allowed to sleep or relax until your shift begins at 9pm until 3am as janitor on this HOLY LAND I OWN!
RED STORM will be assigned as a TEACHER RESERVE, sort of like the army reserve, except he is a teacher. This is incase we ever have children to go to a school. He will build the school when nessassary, and until that need he will remain in reserve. So until then to keep him busy... he will be the laborer of MY LAND and build ALL things.
YOUNG WINO (lol at your post) will be designated as the grocery store owner, bagger, cashier and stocker. You will run the local 24-7 store that RED STORM will build and you will work all positions and walk our groceries to our cars. You will work from 8am MONDAY morning until 7:59 NEXT MONDAY MORNING and then start your next identacle shift.
SGT HUSTLE: You will enjoy caterpillars in a new way. You will spin thread form their asses and make royal clothes for me. I will not give you anything in return, however everyone else will. You will spin clothes for all of us and i need 18 - 60x150 feet drapes for my castle. you will start to sew them immediately and rest after you hang them in the 50x140 foot windows.
SOAK GAME doesnt seem to know whats going on in MY LAND so he wont get the opportunity now. He will spend most of his time out of town, so he will be appointed the errand boy and i have a chain to be attached to his ankle. It reaches 20 miles so you can walk to the river and get our fresh water and pick corn and run to the local caves for items we will be borrowing from the cave folk. The chain may get hard to drag after like 5 miles, but keep driving foreward or you will be reeled back and MR VILLAIN will be designated as "FIRING MAN" and drop you to your grave. Now go start filling the bucket with water from the river and fill our water tower.
MR VILLAIN will be the "FIRING MAN" like a "FIRING SQUAD" except there is only him. I will let him borrow the royal gun to do theis job. When not needed he will be the digger. We need to dig as hole to Africa and the China and to Russia so i can make appointments and meet other rulers and go to these rulers parties. You will dig these holes until you reach the destination or your death. Whichever comes last.
LEE will not be allowed to be king. He will be the entertainer of the town at night. By day, we need a surgeon for experements and in case of emergencies. So you will be drug tested and any dirty tests will result in death by "firing man".
I will rule my land and will make changes when i see fit. When you see me on the street you will bow down and make a 4 inch mound of dirt and sit indian style upon it and take bags of crackes and crumble them and put them in your hair. I will touch your hair to feel the grit of crushed cracker. Then you will offer me locks of your hair and If you do not do this you will be tortured