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Dorm Food Casserole
Bottom to top: stuffing, ramen, ground beef, shredded cheese, mac and cheese, ramen, shredded cheese, garlic mashed potatoes, shredded cheese, bread crumbs, all topped with sliced onions and pound of bacon.



The Pizzurger
A double Whopper with a slice of pizza between each burger patty.



Chicken Finger Bacon Pizza
A pizza consisting of Thousand Island dressing as the sauce, topped with a family size bag of chicken fingers, a container of bacon bits all smothered in sliced mozzarella cheese.



Carb Casserole
A multi-layered casserole with layers of pizza, mole sauce, mexican fiesta cheese, mashed potatoes, egg noodles, cheese and Stove Top stuffing.



The Heart-Attack-On-A-Bun Burger
A burger wrapped bacon topped with an egg and grated cheddar cheese.



The Pattie LaBurger
A triple bacon cheeseburger with deep fried patties as buns.



Deep Fried Cadbury Creme Egg



Breakfast Cake
Two layers of egg, sausage, bacon, cheese quiche with country gravy in between, topped with gravy icing garnished with bacon bits.



Sausage Fatty
A giant Jimmy Dean Maple Sausage filled with bacon, cream cheese, mushrooms, jalapeños and Colby cheese.



Corn Dog Casserole
Layers composed of hash brown patties, crumbled bacon, baked beans, corn, french fries topped by corn dog slices with mustard icing.



The Mega Mel Burger
Burger consisting of five pounds of beef, one pound of bacon and a quarter pound of cheese.



Taco Town Taco
Saturday Night Live-inspired: crunchy beef taco with nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and southwestern sauce wrapped in a soft flour tortilla with a layer of refried beans in between, then wrapped in a corn tortilla with a layer of Monterey Jack cheese in a deep fried gordita shell with guacamole sauce baked in a corn husk topped with pico de gallo, wrapped in a crepe, filled with egg, griere cheese, sausage and portobello mushrooms, all wrapped in a chicago-style deep dish pizza wrapped in a blueberry pancake and finally deep fried with spicy vegetarian chili dipping sauce.



The 30,000 Calorie Sandwich
Sandwich filled with ground beef, bacon, corn dogs, ham, pastrami, roast beef, bratwurst, braunschweiger and turkey, topped with fried mushrooms, onion rings, swiss/provolone/cheddar/feta/parmesan cheeses, lettuce and butter on a loaf white bread.



Egg n’ Ham Sammich
A regular ham and cheese sandwich but topped with 11 sunny-side up egg yolks.



The Sandwich of Knowledge
The bottom tier contains eight strips of bacon, six sausages and four burger paddies; followed by a second tier of black pudding; topped by a third tier comprised of two diced chicken breasts and six fried eggs.




Bacon-Wrapped Meatloaf With A Layer Of Mac And Cheese



Bacon Cheese Pizza Burger
Giant burger between two large meat pizzas, eggs, bacon, colby and pepper jack cheese.



Junk Food Pizza
Large meat pizza covered with potato skins, mozzarella sticks, mini taco’s, jalapeño poppers and onion rings.



12 Bird True Love Roast
Contains 12 different kinds of bird: large turkey filled with goose, chicken, pheasant, aylesbury and barbary duck, poussin and guinea fowl, partridge, pigeon squab, quail and mallard duck. Breast meat from 48 different birds + 8 types of stuffing.



Sloppy Joe On A Krispy Kreme



Turbaconucken
A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon.



Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburgers