This is the worst shit ever!!! Fuck.

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WHITE DEVIL

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Dec 25, 2003
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So I blow a bubble, and its cheap gum, and that shit sticks on my bottom lip and will not come off for shit. Im bout to scrape my lips off tryna get this gum off my face.

Its just the little things that be fuckin pissin me off.
 
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TROLL

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Aug 8, 2003
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Lol remind me of when i was younger, i went to the movies chewin this stale ass baseball card gum, the movie got borin so as a kid i started jus finding shit to do till the movie was over..

i tried to blow a fat bubble but it wouldnt stretch and the shit flew out of my mouth and into the hair of the broad sitting in front of me.. she didnt even notice so i went to the bathroom and didnt come out till the movie was over lol.. MMMEEMMMORRIEESSS

pretty sure she noticed it at home or someone told her when it was over MUAH HA HA HAH HAA
 
Anaheim*Rob

Anaheim*Rob

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TROLL said:
Lol remind me of when i was younger, i went to the movies chewin this stale ass baseball card gum, the movie got borin so as a kid i started jus finding shit to do till the movie was over..

i tried to blow a fat bubble but it wouldnt stretch and the shit flew out of my mouth and into the hair of the broad sitting in front of me.. she didnt even notice so i went to the bathroom and didnt come out till the movie was over lol.. MMMEEMMMORRIEESSS

pretty sure she noticed it at home or someone told her when it was over MUAH HA HA HAH HAA
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Funny shit, you should of known you can't blow a bubble with a piece of Topps bubble gum..
 
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TROLL

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Aug 8, 2003
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^^
OHH shit u knew exactly which kind was talkin bout too lol i only fucked with topps cuz i liked the cardz.. wish i still had all of em.. then i moved to those x-men cards with the holograms... THROWBACK!!
 
CannibalCrow

CannibalCrow

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Sep 28, 2004
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You ever cut your mouth on gum? The hard gum you have to let sit in your mouth for half an hour before you even try to chew it..? Or gum balls where it's all dry and hard, so when you bite down you get air and some flaky substance which tastes like gum but falls apart..

I used to get the x men cards and throw away the gum.
 
azryda420

azryda420

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Jun 23, 2003
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I bought a box of 5th series garbage pail kids.

The gum was from 1986 or so and didnt taste too good in 2005. I think it lost a bit of both flavor and texture.
 
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