Things you've mistaken as other things/places.

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Gas One

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#1
Example of a thing youve mistaken as another thing/place:

Putting the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the pantry.

I remember i put milk on the spice rack once.

Even if its something you stopped yourself from doing before you did it..do tell so we can laugh
 

Dana Dane

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Kinda along the same lines.....I'll get loaded and tell myself I am putting something 'in a real good place where I'll remember it", and then not be able to find it for weeks.
 

Gas One

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#4
yeah but thats just something that people who take too many downers do.

that dosent count.
i STILL havent found about 80 xanax i hid somewhere from like 3 years ago. i halfway think i unscrewed my speaker and put it inside of it, and im not gonna open it up and check.

wherever the fuck them things are, i hid that shit professionally
 
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#5
One time when I was younger I went to make my mom a cup of cofee, for some odd reason I poured milk into the sugar bowl instead of the cup. Not just a splash either, I filled that shit up. Had a brain fart.
 

Gas One

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this morning i just smoked a few bowls and i went in the bathroom....i pulled out the scope (or whatever it is) to gargle....sat it on the sink table and then got the glade to spray for the smell

but for some reason i began tilting the glade toward my mouth kind of like youd tilt a whole bottle of scope to your mouth (if your nasty and dont use the plastic cup)

then i look at it and think....what the fuck?

i guess the giveaway was the difference in weight...it woulda been hilarious if i sprayed myself in the mouth though

hilarious like emergency room hilarious
 
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A while back I was out getting drunk with this chick and I think she was poppin pills too because when it was time to scoot I caught her unflipping her flip cellphone and trying to unlock her car door with it..... I was all, hey sis, lets catch a cab...lol.
 
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#11
i was high as hell one time and playin xbox and put the game in the trey and took it back out thinkin it was gonna play aand it took a sec for me to figure out there wasnt a game in there
 
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hahaha its funny u made this thread cause i had a bad one today

i lit my cars ciggarette lighter, and then put it to my lips and damn near burned my shit before i realized i didnt evn have a ciggarette in my mouth. hahah that woulda been embarassing to explain to peopel
 
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#15
los-nssj408 said:
when im high wone thing i do alot is grab a beer and sit 4 a minute then go to take a drink but forgot i never even opened it.
I've tried to take a sip of a beer with the bottle cap still on a few times.

While driving I've grabbed CD's from the visor and put them in the CD player while a CD is playing.