THINGS YOU'D NEVER SAY TO THE NINERS

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onlyonesmoke

onlyonesmoke

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FROM THE BEST DAMN SPORTS SHOW!!!!


Hey, 49ers, are you sure you didn't mean Dennis Green?

Hey, 49ers, I thought you were going to pick a minority candidate. Oh wait, a guy with a losing record who gets a shot at running the 49ers? That's a minority.

Hey, 49ers, Erickson should fit right in in San Francisco — there's plenty of micro-breweries there.

Hey, 49ers, you guys hire coaches the way a guy with high cholesterol eats his eggs — whites only.

Hey, 49ers, you guys really went out on a limb. This time you got a white coach with white hair.

Hey, 49ers, corporate sponsors are already lining up. Can you say Wonder Bread Field?

Hey, 49ers, Johnnie Cochran called: "If the coach is white, your team will bite."

Hey, 49ers, is that the name of your team or the number of coaches who turned your sorry asses down?

Hey, 49ers, you guys are like my third wife — you both settled for a second-rate, no-talent loser.

Hey, 49ers, now you can call Erickson "T.O." too ... as in"Twentieth Option."

Hey, 49ers, where'd you get your hiring policy — Denny's?


LOL THATS TO FUNNY
 
W0RM_Da_C0N

W0RM_Da_C0N

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im a niners fan and yeah, tom arnold was funny for that shit but , god damn yall raiders fans are pathetic as fuck, don't you fools have anything better to do?? go get laid or smoke some weed or something... like im bouts to do... just a thought

SUCKA FREE BITCH!!!!
 
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NICOYA415

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THERE ONCE WAS A LITTLE GIRL....

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Raiders fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Raiders fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand, except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Raiders fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Raiders fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am an Bucs fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why are you an Bucs fan?" "Because my Mom is a Bucs fan, and my dad is a Bucs fan, so I'm a Bucs fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Bucs fan. You don't have to be just like your parents. What if your Mom was a moron and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?"

"Then," Janie smiled, "we'd be Raiders fans."
 
W0RM_Da_C0N

W0RM_Da_C0N

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well hey dumb fucks, y'all heard of dennis rodman right, he was called the worm and i got my nickname from that cuz i used to crash the boards like that fool, so before yall fools keep talking some nonsense that y'all ain't knowing about, go ahead and keep running your fucking mouths, cuz y'all aint knowing i stay SUCKA FREE BITCH!!!!
 
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W0RM_Da_C0N

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coming from a flamer with a pic of his queer ass raiders with a quote under the picture that says, " put the fucking lotion in the basket", now tell me, we know who the real butt-pirate is...

split??
 
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Re: THERE ONCE WAS A LITTLE GIRL....

NICOYA415 said:
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Raiders fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Raiders fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand, except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Raiders fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Raiders fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am an Bucs fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why are you an Bucs fan?" "Because my Mom is a Bucs fan, and my dad is a Bucs fan, so I'm a Bucs fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Bucs fan. You don't have to be just like your parents. What if your Mom was a moron and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?"

"Then," Janie smiled, "we'd be Raiders fans."
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damn how many fucking times you got to bring up this pathetic joke lol just chill out cuz i know your gonna be crying after the first game of regular season, so save your energy!
 
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SplitPersons_00

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king corn carn

W0RM_Da_C0N said:
coming from a flamer with a pic of his queer ass raiders with a quote under the picture that says, " put the fucking lotion in the basket", now tell me, we know who the real butt-pirate is...

split??
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sorry hommie but anyone that uses the word butt-pirate has some serious problems.. and you know you love my picture! so stop lying to kick it!
 
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