things you wanted to say to your parents, but never could

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marty50

marty50

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to my dad:

get your sweaty balls off my mothers lips

to my mother:

your lips were on my dad's junk sac a couple seconds ago, then you come in my room and tuck me in and KISS ME goodnight.

i did not like it one bit, MOTHER. at least you can gargle and rinse with some scope, so i dont get dick breathing wind blown kisses on the cheek. i didnt need that when i was growing up.
 
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Dirt E. Needlez

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"Bitch you didn't give birth to me, I chewed and clawed my way out"

Dad, did mom get high when she was pregnant with me?

Mom, do you remember when dad came over drunk with two .38 in his leather jacket, and I sat next to him and you kept tellin him to leave...he pulled both gun out and put them on the table, the were black snub nosed revolvers....you didn't like that did you mom
You kept screamin that you would put him behind bars....I didn't know what that meant.
Anyways, I remember him sayin he was gonna bring a machete over one day and we'd used it to make soup....pops was drunk, you guys got into a big fight, lots of yellin and screaming....my dad broke down and cried that night, it was the first time I saw him cry, and I didn't think dads cried, only moms did. He left and then it was just us....do you remember that night mom?

And then 5 years later the guy that lived downstairs killed you....I never liked him, he told me I wasn't like him, and I was black...and he didn't like black people....because he was white....did I ever tell you about that mom?


Dad, I'm sorry I wasn't there more for you before you died, I was on drugs and so were you...when I get there its drink on me ok? I'm so much like you and I know ill die the same way probaby...ill see you soon, I love you....tell mom I said hi if you see her and I love her...

By the way, can you ask grandma if that was really her face I seen in the clouds that day I tried to call her and she never answered....
 
HIM

HIM

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Sep 27, 2002
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"Why the hell did you bring me and my 5 siblings into this world if you barely had money to take care of us?..growing up semi poor was NOT the business"..

but it has taught me to get on my grind and not do the same with my kids..
 
kingsix18

kingsix18

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Oct 19, 2008
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"Hey dad, remember how you told me you would send me money every month while I'm in college? Well WHERE THE FUCK IS IT? And when I go and kick it at my girl's house don't bitch about how you shouldn't be paying for my room & board cuz YOU AIN'T PAYING FOR IT! I PAY IT WITH FINANCIAL AID THAT I APPLIED FOR! See you in a week."
 
BIGCHILL

BIGCHILL

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Nov 14, 2002
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momma,remember when you reading the paper and read that a man was beat up and chased out the neighborhood and his car was set on fire and you was sayin "thats a damn shame them muthafuckas need to go to jail and momma whoop they asses"?....well.....i was part of it all....me the my homies beat that mans ass and ran him away and i went in his car looking for something that was worth something but found a flair,lit it and threw it in his car....hahahahahaha.....sorry mom.....
 
Neshani

Neshani

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"Come on mom, you're way too old to still be stipping"

"Dad, just because you wrap a dead hooker in a trash bag and say you went deer hunting doesn't mean I'm oblivious to what you're doing."
 
Meta4iCAL

Meta4iCAL

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Feb 21, 2005
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"Mom, remember when you found a pound of weed in my room, and I told you it wasn't mine, but that a friend left it in my car....... lol, did you actually believe that shit??"
 
MEXCOM

MEXCOM

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marty50 said:
to my dad:

get your sweaty balls off my mothers lips

to my mother:

your lips were on my dad's junk sac a couple seconds ago, then you come in my room and tuck me in and KISS ME goodnight.

i did not like it one bit, MOTHER. at least you can gargle and rinse with some scope, so i dont get dick breathing wind blown kisses on the cheek. i didnt need that when i was growing up.
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bet your bitch ass couldnt wait for the midnight kiss with your raggedy ass.

be all like "momma! where my kiss at?"
 
I AM

I AM

Some Random Asshole
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Apr 25, 2002
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i say whatever i want to my mom....her and i are cool like that.

same with my dad. i don't talk to them about dirt i've done...but they know me. and i don't hold back with ANYONE. i'm honest and straight forward with my opinions and thoughts.
 
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