things that piss you off....

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Incar

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i just wanted to make a thead of things that piss you off...

im first thing is when your takin a piss and starts off as 2 streams and one hits out of the bowl. especially when it hits you pant leg.

Pink is Gangsta .... that pisses me off.

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when you see a gurl from behind and think DAMN! with the pretty hair and all. then you see her face. and its fucked up.
 
May 3, 2002
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when ure driving and a car hauls ass to get in ure lane then goes slow

when ure coming up tp a red light and u have an empty lane and a car switches to ure lane and when the line turns green the car goes as slow or slower then the car in tha otha lane

cock blockers!!!

traffic jams

Finals!!!
 
Aug 9, 2002
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when I go threw drivethrew & dont look at my order when i get it then I get home & its not what I orderd...

when you been talking to a girl for a while & laying down some game, cuz girl gots big tits & ass, so you can hit it & when tha day finally comes & you take off her bra & then you get tha big surprise...bitch gots a damn stuffed bra & gots lil cherrys for tits....

religious folks that try to put their religion down your throat...especialy jehovas witnesses...damn fucks!!!
 

DTP

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1. Fat girls that think they hot. You got jelly rolls, hot you are not.

2. Drivers that drive like squares. Two hands on the wheel, seat pushed all the way forward, Not cool.

3. Girls with a beautiful face but no ass. I thought I could handle a girl like that, but got bored and dumped her for her lack of bootie.

4. People who slow down to look at the accident on the other side of the freeway. Muthfucka... just drive!

5. People who correct my grammar.
 
Oct 13, 2003
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When I cant drive somewhere and gotta catch the bus. everybody lookin at you and shit when you get on. Damn. and there all in your business and shit so you cant even talk on the phone.

tourists that ask me directions cause they think security guards are fuckin experts when it come to maps and addresses. you got a map in ur hand dumn fuck!

Celebrities including p.shitty.

Pringles cause once you pop you cant stop!! fuck!!!
 
Apr 26, 2002
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the shit that pisses me off is when your in a hurry and you go through drive thru at like Mickey D'z or something.......you go to the last window and get your food and all that shit, but the fat bitch that was in front of you is blockin the fuckin exit cause she'z unwrappin her food and tryin to eat it while she'z holdin up traffic.......and you go and try to pass the fat bitch and she givez you a dirty look like your the asshole...
 
May 13, 2002
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-Guys who pluck their eyebrows. (on my list for years).
-Bush/Republicans/Democrats/latte liberals/conservatives/tadou/mcleanhatch/phil
-Right Wing Christians/Muslims/etc.
-Fat bitch at my work, always wearing tight ass clothes.
-Rice Rockets
-Any artist on MTV/BET
-Motherfuckers who drive slow in the fast lane. FUUUUCK
-40/hr work weeks
-THE D-M-FUCKING-V
-People who walk into stores or wherever talking on their cell phone extra loud.
-ANY cell phone ring tone
-Stupid bitches who take infants into movie theatres (should be locked up for this one)
 

X MAN

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lol on the pink...that bugs me too...I hate it when Im in the gas station and people seem to forget what side their gas cap is...so they are doin laps around the pumps like its fuckin nascar
 

DTP

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Incarceraided said:
when youre in the middle of a shower and then you have to take a shit.
Thats a good one but I also hate it when you take a shit and it takes forever to purify the air in that bathroom. Espcially takin a shit b4 work and you also gotta shower... the air in there is confused... 1/2 smellin like shower and the other 1/2 smellin like shit.
 
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The thing I think that pisses me off the most are pigeons. Those fuckers are like the anti-suqirrel. Squirrels are pretty laid back, chill muthafuckers. AND they know their place in the food chain. Squirrels never bug you and move for you. Pigeons are the devil in bird form. They don't move even if you're about to step on them, try to eat your food, and shit like hobos.