Things I've learned about life

[MEXCOM]

Ok. Here is another one of my Super Mega threads. What you do here is simple. You list 3 things that you've learned in life. Remember in science how you have "Scientific Laws?" Well I know that in life we've come across "laws" that can never be broken, so here is your chance to post a few things that you've learned are true. (Post as many times as you want but only 3 items per posts you bitches!)

(1) Funk is the greatest gengre of music ever.
(2) Women are never happy.
(3) You work too much but never get paid accordingly.

 

[moonpizzle]

(1) Drugs are bad
(2) Fuck The Government
(3) Put Self First!

 

[DJ Mark 7]

1. Grudges aren't worth keeping...Life's too short
2. Always remember to tell those close to you that you love them...It might be the last time
3. Work to live NOT live to work...

 

[mustynutz]

1. THE MAN MAKES THE MONEY... THE MONEY DOESNT MAKE THE MAN

2. TRUST NO ONE

3. IT AINT HOME IF YOU AINT HAPPY.....

 

[mustynutz]

4. better to be caught with... than without

5. rely on no one but yourself

6. rhyming doesnt make you a rapper

 

[Mac Jesus]

1 Self control is the greatest accomplishment you can have
2 Depending on someone else is setting yourself up for failure
3 People are only sorry for what they fear they will be punished for

 

[Dak iller]

1. I dont know everything and people CAN tell me shit
2. You are how you deal with your struggles
3.No matter how down and out you are or how shitty your life has gotten, IT WILL GET GREATER LATER (so basically never give up) on anything.......

 

[mustynutz]

1. its worst first and greater later, sometimes you gotta be the most stressful to be the most successful

2. then harder you fall, the higher you gotta bounce

3. the best lesson in life..... is life itself.

 

[SRD420]

1. There is no such thing as a true friend
2. Dying is a reward
3. Things always get worse before they get better

 

[Dak iller]

^#1 isnt try at all imo.......just like E-40 said if you find a real cat cheerish that pimp...cause just like a bitch a real ***** is hard to come by........Just like there is a girl/guy for everybody out there. There is a real ass maaafucka out there for everybody too......You just gotta find em

 

[mustynutz]

1. never loan a dopefiend money

2. its not a cold sore

3. check ID's and make them sign a release form, record everything

 

[mustynutz]

1. compilations stopped sellin successfully in the bay in the late 90's

2. after '97, buyin an unheard of rappers cd was a BAD idea

3. only buy coke from mexicans

 

[MEXCOM]

(1) Bug bites are a bitch
(2) Wear a rubber when fucking a bitch you don't know and even those you do
(3) Only buy coke from this Mexican

 

[bayGIANTS]

1. There is no such thing as a true friend

I can tell you that you are 100% wrong about that shit. You must be surrounding yourself with the wrong people or something. I got 4 or 5 friends that I know would go to war with me if needed. True friends might be hard to come by, but they are out there.

 

[KALYN]

1. The more you make the more you spend.

2. Just when you think you can trust someone you find you were mistaken.

3. There is no greater gift than your child.

 

[KALYN]

3. only buy coke from mexicans

LOL!

 

[KALYN]

1. Put family first

2. If you believe you can do it, you will

3. Hate will consume you

 

[mustynutz]

1. Kalyn is really a 45 y/o guy from Montana named Ralph

2. if you see a woman wearing a button up shirt and she has large breasts, if you look from her left side/your right....during the right moment/angle you can get a great look at her tits

3. Camera phones do not work good for upskirt photos on BART

 

[KALYN]

1. Kalyn is really a 45 y/o guy from Montana named Ralph

.... umm yeah.... dare I ask what you want for proof...?




Nah.

 

[mustynutz]

ok Ralphie....