Things I love about Madden football

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May 2, 2002
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I love the slow reaction time of my D.

I love when the CPU OLB runs stride for stride with my WR

I love when it's 4th and 1 and my D players hits the RB 1 yard in the backfield but is thrown 5 yards forward.

I love when the CPU makes great catches in traffic and my WR drops 75/80% of the 1 on 1 match ups

I love the way my D line gets blown off the ball

I love the way my O line gets blown off the ball

I love how the CPU can cover all of my recievers regardless of the D the CPU is in

I love how the CPU breaks EVERY single block

I love how my D line NEVER breaks a block

I love the way the CPU forces you to play the way the CPU wants you to play or you get punished every time

I love being punished by the CPU. Nothing makes me feel better than a fumble in the open field after I convert a 4th and 1.

I love how athletic linebackers are, jumping up and intercepting passes intended for wide recievers 13 or more yards away.

I love how the CPU can put together an 80 yard TD drive in 25 seconds that involves 8 or more plays and no time outs. No Hail Marry either.

I love how the CPU Quarterback can have his back turned to his receivers while he is running away from my D-lineman in pursuit, then turn and throw (in one motion) accurately to a receiver in triple coverage 30 yards down field.

I love how if you break a tackle, the next hit will take you down. I love how if you use a move, or break a tackle, you don’t speed up as well. I love how double moves result in higher percentage of fumble yet the CPU makes double moves breaks tackles and speed bursts with ease.

I love how the CPU knows exactly what your audibling to and adjusts accordingly.

I love how it seems that the CPU is hell-bent to be in the lead at the end of any quarter, and will score from anywhere once you enter the 1:00 mark.

I love how pump fakes fool no one.

I love how play action is a sure fire sack even on 2nd and 1.

I love how a D-lineman like Gilbert Brown can run down fast running backs from behind.

I love how D-linemen can dive right trough blockers and land on your Running Back who is 5 yards away and running.

I love it when Warrick Dunn breaks 4 or more tackles on one run.

I love how even with a 20 point lead trying to kill the clock, you will fumble 3 times and give up 3 touchdowns in the last 2 minutes.

I love how 2 good carries makes your back fatigued. If you don't pull your back he will fumble. The CPU back can go the whole game with out missing a play or fumbling.

(Note all this happens in the "All Madden" mode)

How is that the cpu never has a delay of game?

Where is the pass interference?

I love it how the CPU, no matter if it's the Bungles, or the Texans you're playing refuses to be shut out.

I love it how a 300 + pound DE can run down a WR who's uncovered 30 yards down the field, has no one within 20 yards of him when the ball leaves the QB's hands, and still come away with a picturisque INT.

I love it how a third string back can bounce off Warren Sapp and break Derrick Brooks tackle like he's not even there and run untouched down the field like he's superman.

I love it on 3rd and 16 the CPU hands itself a 15 yard facemask and a first down so it doesn't have to punt.

I love it when I audible and the computer not only knows what I called but irregardless of the D on the field, perfectly defends the play.

I love it when the D is shifted completely to one side of the field, I run the other way and get stuffed at the line.

I love it when I'm up 14 with two mintues to go and can't even gain 1 yard without a penalty so I have to punt.

I love it how I jump over someone who's on their face and not able to tackle me, yet they make a beautiful shoe string tackle.

I love it when I try to go deep not only does the CPU know where the ball is going before I throw it, but has 3 guys on him by the time the ball gets there.

I love it when the CPU has a line full of guys rated 70 and they blow through my O line of guys that are all 99's.

I love how I can't generate a pass rush to save my life in the second half.

I love it when the CPU hands itself 30 yards in penatlies with no time left so it can kick the winning field goal.

I love how my play action doesn't fool the CPU, yet at the last second as soon as I tie up the RB, it suddenly decides it wanted to pass, and I have no one to cover.
 
Jun 13, 2002
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damn u must love madden!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i feel u on most of that forreal, my brother loves the hell outta madden and when im ahead 20 - 0 at halftime he always comes back to win. or well be back and forth the whole game and in the second half i throw an INT or fumble every drive and he wins 56-23. i play him everyday and i study how madden treats me in the 2nd half. u gotta love madden or he wont treat u right.
 
Apr 25, 2002
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damn you must have a lot of time on your hands to bash a video game...get a life dog, it's jus a fuckin GAME is ESPN or sega paying you for this? most of that shit is bullshit anyways i know because i actually own the game and play it every day! WHO GIVES A FUCK!?!
 

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gimpy...the game is the official game for playmakers...you aint a playmaker like me...i make shit happen ya digs.
 
May 2, 2002
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You people are comedy...you think I actually took the time to think about all this shit and then write it all out?

I copied it from another site......