I got this from another board.
Dont fuck a woman you dont want to see for the next 18 years
However long it took you to hit it, it probably took the last nigga half the time.
JUST CAUSE SHE LOOK GOOD DON'T MEAN SHE GOOD...
If you meet a woman, and she claims she can't find Mr. Right, it's because her azz is lokkin' for Mr. Wrong
Never fuck with a woman that thinks she deserves shit she can't afford to get for herslef. Bitch will bring nothing but grief to your life.
Women like to fuck as much as men and they like that freak shit even more than most men: If your woman ain't fuckin' you, she probably fucking somebody else. Same goes for freak shit, if she won't get freaky with you, don't be suprised if she put it on the last man, the other man or the next man.
If your woman was sexin' you lovely when y'all were dating and just stops that shit cold as soon as you sound like you want to commit to her azz, yo azz just got trapped. Bounce and don't look back.
Never marry a female if you:
1. Never fucked her
2. Don't know if you can live with her
And one from my pops:
Maintain your MAN. Never let a female beat you into punkin' yourself. The minute you do, her azz will bounce to a REAL MAN and let you know exactly why. Or as my pops put it:
DON'T LET NO WOMAN TAKE YOUR MANHOOD AND GIVE IT TO THE NEXT MAN.
Women come out the womb strapped with game- Max Julien
Whenver u sex a woman make sure ur the best she ever had and the pussy will always and emphasis on ALWAYS be yours.
Never trust a girl who is to emotional and whose eyes are quick to shed tears- My uncle
It doesn't mean shit if a woman likes u, its cool if she loves u but Always makes sure she respects u.(witnessed myself)
I got this advice from a bonifide pimp in the hood.. He told me if you ever wanted to break up with a woman and remain friends all you have to do is keep asking her to do shit for you constantly. Eventually shell get tired of catering to your ass and just fade away. I've tried this on numerous occasions and best belives it works like a charm.
Whenever i want out of the relationship for any reason but i still wanna hit it from time to time, The advice that i got from him never fails..............
"If your woman wears the pants in yall's relationship, just go ahead and lie down cuz you bout to get fucced"
"Never treat a bitch like a Queen unless she realizes you the gottdamn King
Get a woman's respect and you will get everything else in time.
Lose a woman's respect and you will lose everything else in time.
Even IF I get dissed, as long as I have her respect, I will always have a chance. If you prove to be selfish, weak, or bend even for HER, she will always have something to hold over you.
My momma taught me that.
One that always works on the job:
The easiest way to get a fine ass sista on your dick is to ignore her.
Never turn a ho into a housewife.
...I've seen this cripple one too many of my boys because they took this lightly...or thought that she had changed/matured or figured nah it can't happen to me...please please please fellas do not have ho's living up in your crib...they cool as hell to hang with but don't try to play house with them...I'm very serious...
your housewife better have some hoe in her or your days are gonna be long as fuck. Got to be able to discern between a hoe and a freak. A freak is down for whatever with you, a hoe is just down for whatever.
Just like a hoe ain't gonna change her spots late in the game, a prude assed bitch will do the same.
I'd hate to see y'all bros 20 years up into a relationship and still having to go out and pay hoes to do shit as simple as get your dick sucked or hit it from the back because wifey is on some old Puritan shit and will only let you hit it every other Wednesday in the missionary position for 20 minutes.
Don't assume that just because a female sexed you, she's a hoe.
First of all, that is some low self esteem exposing type shit "She fucked me, must be something wrong with her azz.".
Second, most females ain't hanging on to their virginity these days, so if they like you, they will sex you pretty early in the game.
When you got problems is when her ass just flatly refuses to sex you no matter how much finesse and quality time you think you throwin' at her, that could mean:
1. She ain't feeling you (possibly because your shit is weak, but could be 100 other reasons as well)
2. She ain't fuckin' (which is cool at 18, but kinda disfunctional at 28 and just straight up creepy at 38)
3. Or she feelin' the next man just a little bit more than she's feelin' you.
Also, if you find a female that you vibe with, keep her ass around. Don't fuck up a good thing because you think that the other 5 milion sistahs you haven't hit yet won't be available anymore. Most of they asses didn't want you anyway.
Women are natural caregivers and if you get them to start doing stuff for you then you have a good chance of obtaining that woman---women don't do shit for people they don't like!
Secondly: Never tell a woman exactly how many women you've slept with.
If it is an excessive number (and I've seen this way too many times on the dating shows and from personal experience) the man WILL NOT GET ANY PUSSY!!! STAY AMBIGUOUS OR LIE, LIE, LIE ABOUT THE NUMBER (women do it all the time). Say you are experienced but do not give the actual number unless it's a small number.
Finally: Never let a woman know how much you look at porn---it is none of their fucking business!!! It basically turns most women off; they can't handle the fact that men desire more than one woman 99.9% of the time. It's just the way we are.
IF YA GIRL IS THE BOMB IN BED , REMEMBER SOMEONE ELSE TAUGHT HER HOW TO SUCK THAT DICK.DONT GET CAUGHT UP IN YOUR OWN BULLSHIT...
Don't mess with gold diggers
To make sure I never did drugs, my father told me when I was 11 years old: "Son, if it's better than pussy, you don't want it." That shit blew my mind! That was like 20 years ago, and I remember it like it was yesterday...
Never Trust A Big Butt And A Smile! - Bell, Biv, Devoe.
Give a woman something once she apreciates
Give it to her twice she'll hope for it
Give it to her three times she'll expect it
Give it to her four times she'll demand it
Give it to her five times it's her God given right to have it"
When you come across a group of girls always hit on the ugliest one. This will make the other girls envious and try harder to pick you up. If that doesn't work at least you'll have an ugly girl to go home with.
LOT of my boys are experiencing this shit this very moment.
You will never really know if your wifey or woman is real about hers until you and her go through some shit. Get laid off, get sick, get in the hole financially, then look at her and see if she's seeing you the same way she did when shit was good.
A lot of females talk this "as long a he takes care of me" shit, and unfortunately, a lot of brothas fall for that shit, but most hoes that drop that line just mean financially and materially. If that's the case, then you ain't got shit but a bill with a pussy.
Want to know why so many marriages that seem tight end in dicorce, it's because at the first sign of adversity, shit falls apart and NOBODY goes through life without going through some shit.
If you sense that she's the type that would crumble under a little pressure while you are dating, you can hit that shit, but walk the fuck away.
If you go through some shit and and she rides right at your side through it, keep that female forever and make sure you treat her like a queen, she's probably the only hoe you ever fucked with that deserved it.
Treat a bitch like dirt and she'll stick to you like mud...."
Fuck with your dick, not your heart. Think outside the box, not within your emotions. Love with time, not with premenition and you will never become a slave to it.
Dont fuck a woman you dont want to see for the next 18 years
However long it took you to hit it, it probably took the last nigga half the time.
JUST CAUSE SHE LOOK GOOD DON'T MEAN SHE GOOD...
If you meet a woman, and she claims she can't find Mr. Right, it's because her azz is lokkin' for Mr. Wrong
Never fuck with a woman that thinks she deserves shit she can't afford to get for herslef. Bitch will bring nothing but grief to your life.
Women like to fuck as much as men and they like that freak shit even more than most men: If your woman ain't fuckin' you, she probably fucking somebody else. Same goes for freak shit, if she won't get freaky with you, don't be suprised if she put it on the last man, the other man or the next man.
If your woman was sexin' you lovely when y'all were dating and just stops that shit cold as soon as you sound like you want to commit to her azz, yo azz just got trapped. Bounce and don't look back.
Never marry a female if you:
1. Never fucked her
2. Don't know if you can live with her
And one from my pops:
Maintain your MAN. Never let a female beat you into punkin' yourself. The minute you do, her azz will bounce to a REAL MAN and let you know exactly why. Or as my pops put it:
DON'T LET NO WOMAN TAKE YOUR MANHOOD AND GIVE IT TO THE NEXT MAN.
Women come out the womb strapped with game- Max Julien
Whenver u sex a woman make sure ur the best she ever had and the pussy will always and emphasis on ALWAYS be yours.
Never trust a girl who is to emotional and whose eyes are quick to shed tears- My uncle
It doesn't mean shit if a woman likes u, its cool if she loves u but Always makes sure she respects u.(witnessed myself)
I got this advice from a bonifide pimp in the hood.. He told me if you ever wanted to break up with a woman and remain friends all you have to do is keep asking her to do shit for you constantly. Eventually shell get tired of catering to your ass and just fade away. I've tried this on numerous occasions and best belives it works like a charm.
Whenever i want out of the relationship for any reason but i still wanna hit it from time to time, The advice that i got from him never fails..............
"If your woman wears the pants in yall's relationship, just go ahead and lie down cuz you bout to get fucced"
"Never treat a bitch like a Queen unless she realizes you the gottdamn King
Get a woman's respect and you will get everything else in time.
Lose a woman's respect and you will lose everything else in time.
Even IF I get dissed, as long as I have her respect, I will always have a chance. If you prove to be selfish, weak, or bend even for HER, she will always have something to hold over you.
My momma taught me that.
One that always works on the job:
The easiest way to get a fine ass sista on your dick is to ignore her.
Never turn a ho into a housewife.
...I've seen this cripple one too many of my boys because they took this lightly...or thought that she had changed/matured or figured nah it can't happen to me...please please please fellas do not have ho's living up in your crib...they cool as hell to hang with but don't try to play house with them...I'm very serious...
your housewife better have some hoe in her or your days are gonna be long as fuck. Got to be able to discern between a hoe and a freak. A freak is down for whatever with you, a hoe is just down for whatever.
Just like a hoe ain't gonna change her spots late in the game, a prude assed bitch will do the same.
I'd hate to see y'all bros 20 years up into a relationship and still having to go out and pay hoes to do shit as simple as get your dick sucked or hit it from the back because wifey is on some old Puritan shit and will only let you hit it every other Wednesday in the missionary position for 20 minutes.
Don't assume that just because a female sexed you, she's a hoe.
First of all, that is some low self esteem exposing type shit "She fucked me, must be something wrong with her azz.".
Second, most females ain't hanging on to their virginity these days, so if they like you, they will sex you pretty early in the game.
When you got problems is when her ass just flatly refuses to sex you no matter how much finesse and quality time you think you throwin' at her, that could mean:
1. She ain't feeling you (possibly because your shit is weak, but could be 100 other reasons as well)
2. She ain't fuckin' (which is cool at 18, but kinda disfunctional at 28 and just straight up creepy at 38)
3. Or she feelin' the next man just a little bit more than she's feelin' you.
Also, if you find a female that you vibe with, keep her ass around. Don't fuck up a good thing because you think that the other 5 milion sistahs you haven't hit yet won't be available anymore. Most of they asses didn't want you anyway.
Women are natural caregivers and if you get them to start doing stuff for you then you have a good chance of obtaining that woman---women don't do shit for people they don't like!
Secondly: Never tell a woman exactly how many women you've slept with.
If it is an excessive number (and I've seen this way too many times on the dating shows and from personal experience) the man WILL NOT GET ANY PUSSY!!! STAY AMBIGUOUS OR LIE, LIE, LIE ABOUT THE NUMBER (women do it all the time). Say you are experienced but do not give the actual number unless it's a small number.
Finally: Never let a woman know how much you look at porn---it is none of their fucking business!!! It basically turns most women off; they can't handle the fact that men desire more than one woman 99.9% of the time. It's just the way we are.
IF YA GIRL IS THE BOMB IN BED , REMEMBER SOMEONE ELSE TAUGHT HER HOW TO SUCK THAT DICK.DONT GET CAUGHT UP IN YOUR OWN BULLSHIT...
Don't mess with gold diggers
To make sure I never did drugs, my father told me when I was 11 years old: "Son, if it's better than pussy, you don't want it." That shit blew my mind! That was like 20 years ago, and I remember it like it was yesterday...
Never Trust A Big Butt And A Smile! - Bell, Biv, Devoe.
Give a woman something once she apreciates
Give it to her twice she'll hope for it
Give it to her three times she'll expect it
Give it to her four times she'll demand it
Give it to her five times it's her God given right to have it"
When you come across a group of girls always hit on the ugliest one. This will make the other girls envious and try harder to pick you up. If that doesn't work at least you'll have an ugly girl to go home with.
LOT of my boys are experiencing this shit this very moment.
You will never really know if your wifey or woman is real about hers until you and her go through some shit. Get laid off, get sick, get in the hole financially, then look at her and see if she's seeing you the same way she did when shit was good.
A lot of females talk this "as long a he takes care of me" shit, and unfortunately, a lot of brothas fall for that shit, but most hoes that drop that line just mean financially and materially. If that's the case, then you ain't got shit but a bill with a pussy.
Want to know why so many marriages that seem tight end in dicorce, it's because at the first sign of adversity, shit falls apart and NOBODY goes through life without going through some shit.
If you sense that she's the type that would crumble under a little pressure while you are dating, you can hit that shit, but walk the fuck away.
If you go through some shit and and she rides right at your side through it, keep that female forever and make sure you treat her like a queen, she's probably the only hoe you ever fucked with that deserved it.
Treat a bitch like dirt and she'll stick to you like mud...."
Fuck with your dick, not your heart. Think outside the box, not within your emotions. Love with time, not with premenition and you will never become a slave to it.
