Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other
and says, “ You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home
after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to
the
driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes
off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in
the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me
for staying out so late!”
His buddy looks at him and says, “ Well, you’re obviously taking the
wrong
approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the
steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt
and
say, ‘You as horny as I am?’ .... and, she always acts like she’s sound
asleep!”
and says, “ You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home
after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to
the
driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes
off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in
the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me
for staying out so late!”
His buddy looks at him and says, “ Well, you’re obviously taking the
wrong
approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the
steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt
and
say, ‘You as horny as I am?’ .... and, she always acts like she’s sound
asleep!”
