THEM BROADS THAT TRY N SLANG FAKE COLOGNE.

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SMOKIELOCS

SMOKIELOCS

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YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GO TO THE STORE.THESE BITCHES POP OUTTA NO WHERE TRYING 2 SLANG YOU FAKE SHIT.LOL IM LIKE IM COOL.AT FIRST THEY TRY N SWEET TALK YOU INTO BUYING SHIT.IF THAT DONT WORK SOMETIMES THEY TRY TALKING SHIT LOL.LIKE "WHAT PLAYA YOU CANT AFFORD 25$ FOR SOME COLOGNE".IM LIKE FUCK NA I AINT PAYING 25 FOR SOME FAKE ASS SHIT.LOL ANYWAYS THOSE BITCHES ARE ANOYING AS FUCK.ANYBODY RAN INTO THESE BITCHES BEFORE????
 
mrtonguetwista

mrtonguetwista

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Feb 6, 2003
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Yea...they run up to you asking what kinda of cologne do you use...usually like 3 of 'em in the gas station parking lot.

They leave real quick when I tell 'em I dont use cologne and begin urinating on myself
 
DAT NIGGA TAZZ

DAT NIGGA TAZZ

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Jun 5, 2004
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yea just go to the oakland airport. they try to act like they jockin u and then bust out some fake ass bunk shit i was like get that shit outta here. she was hella desperate.



actually it happened in sacramento too and the bitch had some herpes on her mouth, i was like o hell nawww
 
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D-Rose

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Nov 5, 2004
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Some badass redbones sold me some scented oil before at a gas station for like 5 bucks.

I used it as an air freshener in my car.

The end.
 
los-nssj408

los-nssj408

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Oct 5, 2006
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lmao! one time this bitch came up to me at a carwash when i was dryin my ride and this bitch looked like she jus got outta fightin 10 ma fuckas. face all busted, knuckles fucked up, N still had the nerve to try N sweet talk me. when i said i was broke she reached for my wallet on my dash with money stickin out so by bro who was in the car grabbed her ass N pushed her back N we told her get the hell on! that shit was funny!
 
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Music Nfluenced

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Mar 30, 2006
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It happened twice. The first time he came at me sideways and said some shit like "That's a dope shirt playa" and then tried selling me some cologne bottles. He kept bitching about "I'm trying to head out to LA by tonight and I don't have any money." I seen the same mothafucker inside McDonalds the next week trying to hustle them knockoffs.
 
The Visualizer

The Visualizer

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One night my boy decides to bring one of his coworkers and she brought along 2 hot dime pieces. So we scoop them up and out of the cuts one bitch is like, "Do you like cologne?" I already knew what she was getting at, so I said no I don't want none of your watered down bootsie as whatever the fuck you got in a bottle.

So the next time we all went out... she still had the balls to ask if I wanted some cologne. LOL
 
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Frederico

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used to get these type of people all the time when my boy pumped gas over night at the 7-11 and we all used to chill up there and get fucked up... i used to lead them on like oh yea that smells good, then they'd ask for money and i'd say oh i'm broke as fuck, SORRY
 
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