the white stuff is not mine, but the weed is

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mrtonguetwista

mrtonguetwista

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BRADENTON - When sheriff's deputies said they discovered a bags of marijuana and cocaine between a man's buttocks, they said he gave a quick explanation.

Manatee County deputies said Raymond Stanley Roberts told them, "The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is."

Deputies stopped the 25-year-old Wednesday in Bradenton for speeding. Officers said they smelled marijuana, searched him and found a bag of marijuana between Roberts' buttocks.

Officers said they then discovered another bag in there; a report said it contained 27 pieces of rock cocaine.

Roberts was arrested for drug possession and was released on bail.
 
Dhadnot

Dhadnot

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RR:Only the ass crack is mine...
Police:The crack in your ass?
RR:Yeah
Police:So you admit the crack in your ass is yours
RR:Yeah, I mean no, you know my ass crack not the crack sack.
Police: you got crack by your nuts too?
RR: nah fool, the crack in my ass aint mine and I only got one sack
Police: How do you shit, And what about the weed?
RR: The weed in my ass crack is mine, but the crack in my ass aint and I only got one sack fool, my nuts
Police: Why would you mix marijuana with crack, and you said the crack in your ass wasn't yours so who owns it, and who was talkin about your nutts
RR: (thinkin bout snitchin) Fuck it...That's Tommy's shit
Man he gone kill me, I said I'd have his shit to him tonight... I shoulda listened to him and never left
Police:hmmmm...so your gay?

You could go on, and on, and on
 
HIM

HIM

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How does a traffic stop search(with his clothes on) turn into a naked search up his ass? Did the drugs fall out of his crack and fall down his legs?

Where is Ja Rule on this one? I need him to help make sense of this situation...
 
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