THE ULTIMATE FEFE!!!!

[UGT]

yung k9 jus told me he uses a warm can of dog food fuck a apple pie
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LATINHARD LIVE

 

[Nightbreed]

thats fucking nasty. you got to be a desperate motherfucker to fuck a can of dog food.

 

[Deep Thought]

Nothing fucks with ye ol' tube sock.

 

[bsleezy]

BWAHAHAHAHA

 

[Nightbreed]

man, i hope the the dog food fuckers are wearing protection. they could get some funky bacteria up in their cock, then finally get a piece of real ass and spread that shit. stupid ass humans spreading stupid ass diseases. come on man, dog food!? just fucking jack off or something. go pay for some pussy if your that hard up. you gonna fuck up for the rest of us, and start some funky as dog food dick disease. nasty.

 

[MeloTrauma]

Thats true "doggy style" right there!

 

[MeloTrauma]

I heard of some dudes buying a beef liver at the supermarket and then they would heat it up in the microwave at home. They wrap that shit around thier dick, close thier fist around it and jerk off. Its supposed to simulate a wet pussy. That is so fuckin foul. What happened to the good ol' days when all you needed was your fist and five minutes alone?

 

[JIM HAT]

THERE IS NOTHING LIKE THE OG FEE FEE

 

[Nightbreed]

^^except pussy!

 

[mustynutz]

fuck all yall,,


i got my tube sock lubed with some wd40 and brake grease mixed wit a lil blue magic....pop that bitch in the microwave for about 45 second and baaaam, hot piece'a pussy

 

[YOUNG K9]

nah homie i upgraded to rotten avocado with smahed bananas

 

[2ill4u]

Dad from Family guy, "I'm gonna go warm up a bagel and have sex with it"

 

[UGT]

ahh nah the best is when u get a unsliced loaf of bread and cut a hole in it then fill it with mustard and ketchup with sum relish then toast it in the oven then u fuckin ram it like a mad man in heat
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Angelinalove