i dont have a picture, but my 8th grade math teacher, Miss Tanner, was the ugliest thing i have ever seen. she weighed at least 400pounds, looked like Jabba The Hut from star wars, and had this skin infection or some shit and all she did in class was put on lotion.
the last day of school to celebrate she brought in her favorite food, pie. she split it in half, gave the class of 30 students one half split into 30 pieces, and kept the other half for herself.
true story