A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.
The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you're really ugly."
The lady quickly became furious, yet she stormed past the store to work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you're really ugly."
She was incredibly ticked now but managed to continue her walk home.
The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you're really ugly."
The lady was so pissed this time that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the damn bird if that happened again. The store manager kindly replied and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
Later on in the day, the lady walked past the store after work and the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said, "Yes?"
The bird said, "You already know." :classic:
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The Lady
The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you're really ugly."
The lady quickly became furious, yet she stormed past the store to work.
On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you're really ugly."
She was incredibly ticked now but managed to continue her walk home.
The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you're really ugly."
The lady was so pissed this time that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the damn bird if that happened again. The store manager kindly replied and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again. Later on in the day, the lady walked past the store after work and the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said, "Yes?"
The bird said, "You already know." :classic:
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The Lady