the top 14 reasons SLOWPOKE never became a gang member

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Nov 7, 2002
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1. every time the homies wanted to take pictures i allways had to be the "x"
cause i'm fat and my elbows wont touch cause my man tittes get in the way

2. always late for the weekly drive by

3.could not find red dickies in my size

4.had to wait too long to get promoted to the top,...

5.man gang banging is 18 hour a day job,..with no dental plan

6. they would not let me wear my birthstone ring cause it was not red

7.i was allways the one that had to go in the trunk when we use to go to the drive - in's

8. one time i wore all red,...and kids was like,..."look it's tha kool-aid man!!!"
that hurt my feelings!!!


fuck my computer is acting up,......gotta come back for this,....

if ya'll can think of some reasons why not to gang bang that's humorous,...plaese add here

i'm gonna be coming up with a section in my set to talk about this topic,...

this whole thread is ment to be humorous so please to al;l the bleeding hearts,....forgive my humor if it's too much for you


and get on my list for my comedy cd,..coming soon,....
 
Mar 31, 2003
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SLOWPOKE said:
1. every time the homies wanted to take pictures i allways had to be the "x"
cause i'm fat and my elbows wont touch cause my man tittes get in the way

2. always late for the weekly drive by

3.could not find red dickies in my size

4.had to wait too long to get promoted to the top,...

5.man gang banging is 18 hour a day job,..with no dental plan

6. they would not let me wear my birthstone ring cause it was not red

7.i was allways the one that had to go in the trunk when we use to go to the drive - in's

8. one time i wore all red,...and kids was like,..."look it's tha kool-aid man!!!"
that hurt my feelings!!!


fuck my computer is acting up,......gotta come back for this,....

if ya'll can think of some reasons why not to gang bang that's humorous,...plaese add here

i'm gonna be coming up with a section in my set to talk about this topic,...

this whole thread is ment to be humorous so please to al;l the bleeding hearts,....forgive my humor if it's too much for you


and get on my list for my comedy cd,..coming soon,....
reason #9
Slowpokes mom always made em come inside before the street lights came on!
 
Nov 7, 2002
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sk91666 said:
Couldn't find extra wide chuck T'z or no gorilla size lokez that wouln't snap N half when ya put them on
hahahaha
slowpoke: "mom you know where i can find the supper glue my loc's broke again!!!!!

slowpoke's mama: "fucking kid and his big head,....i should have never let his dad get near me!"



good one 9 oner,.....any one got any more?