ENJOY.....
George Bush was out jogging one morning along the
> parkway when he tripped,
> fell
> over the bridge railing and landed in the creek
> below. Before the Secret
> Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were
> fishing, pulled him
> out of
> the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids
> whatever they wanted.
>
> The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to
> Disneyland." George said,
> "No
> problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."
> The second kid said, "I
> really
> need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George
> said, "I'll get them for
> you and
> even have Michael sign them!" The third kid said,
> "I want a motorized
> wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!"
>
> George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says,
> "But you don't look like you
> are handicapped." The kid says, "I will be after
> my dad finds out I saved
> your ass from drowning!"
George Bush was out jogging one morning along the
> parkway when he tripped,
> fell
> over the bridge railing and landed in the creek
> below. Before the Secret
> Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were
> fishing, pulled him
> out of
> the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids
> whatever they wanted.
>
> The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to
> Disneyland." George said,
> "No
> problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."
> The second kid said, "I
> really
> need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George
> said, "I'll get them for
> you and
> even have Michael sign them!" The third kid said,
> "I want a motorized
> wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!"
>
> George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says,
> "But you don't look like you
> are handicapped." The kid says, "I will be after
> my dad finds out I saved
> your ass from drowning!"
