The Pandas Are Coming!

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ColdBlooded

ColdBlooded

Sicc OG
#6
Apr 25, 2002
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After dark the panda stalk
Nightmare creatures with black hearts
Ravenous teeth that glow in the dark
Feasting on bums that sleep in the park

The pandas are coming
So hide under your bed
The pandas are coming
They’ll rip your ass to shreds

**Get outta the studio, get outta here!
Yeah get outta here dude!
Hey panda boy!**

I shant!

The panda is indeed the most mysterious of all creatures

**Could somebody have him shaved?**

Shrouded in the enigma of its black and white coat
What kind of camouflage is this black and white?
Hiding in an oreo factory . . . . Could be!
That’s just another chapter in the ominous chapter of . . . panda.

The pandas are coming
To rip off your head
The pandas are coming
On a rampage of the dead

**What the hell?!?**

Like the shark the panda has millions of teeth . . .

** OK cut off the oxygen in the other room**

Which it uses like a hacksaw to cut through bone, candy and fences

**That’s a Lie**

The Chinese believe that if you find a discarded panda tooth . . .
You have the power to summon Godzilla

**Wow**

I’m drunk on panda mystery

The pandas are coming
So hide under your bed
The pandas are coming
To rip your ass to shreds

This has been chapter one in my on going songs about the panda . . .
Which shall cease at number eight hundred and twenty

You will see me again!
 
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