the ol' "it was pedocat downloading the kiddie porn officer" story

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mrtonguetwista

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JENSEN BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat. Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.

According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.

Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.
 
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"why must i be like that?-why must i chase the cat?" cause that mothafucka got access to my computer and he could somehow blame some kiddie porn shit on me... shit, it was worth a try..
 

mrtonguetwista

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STUART, Fla. -- Authorities have filed another 90 charges of possession of child pornography against a Martin County man who blamed the crime on his cat.

According to a sheriff's report, Jensen Beach resident Keith Griffin told investigators that pornographic images downloaded when his cat jumped on his computer keyboard while he was downloading music.



Griffin was arrested in early August and charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography. Investigators filed the additional charges on Thursday.

Griffin is being held in lieu of $2.2 million bail at the Martin County Jail. It was not immediately known if he has an attorney.

Sheriff's officials said a family friend was caring for the cat