The ol' hotsauce on my dick jackin off on a plane story

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rmillerpacers31

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Gulf Breeze man accused of masturbating in front of teen girl on flight to Maine
December 29, 2010 3:56 PM
The Associated Press

LEWISTON, Idaho — A 50-year-old Florida man has been arrested after an Idaho girl reported the man exposed himself during a flight from Salt Lake City to Lewiston.

The 17-year-old girl says she switched seats when the man sitting next to her began masturbating aboard the Skywest flight.

The Lewiston Tribune reports the girl told her father what happened and he reported it to the Transportation Security Administration. TSA officials notified Lewiston police, who arrested the Gulf Breeze, Fla., man while they investigate him on suspicion of misdemeanor indecent exposure.

Police say the man told them he spilled Tabasco sauce on himself, which caused his crotch to burn and itch.
 
MysticOracle

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Dana Dane said:
we know it was a white guy, because no self respectin minority would be using tabasco sauce.
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haha minorities on airplanes...that alone will throw red flags...but seriously whites could be technically be considered a minority now

and im not sure but i dont think they serve tapatio on the plane...


for some reason i believe him...that tabasco if gotten in your dick hole will cause a major discomfort
 
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this reminds me of the time I made salsa and was cutting serrano and jalapeno peppers and deseeding them with my fingers.. long story short is I forgot to wash my hands and went and jacked it about 40 minutes later. Needless to say my dong was on fire. For like an hour. I put milk on it and I didnt even get to nut. Worst jerkin experience of my life.
 
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Jack Tracks said:
this reminds me of the time I made salsa and was cutting serrano and jalapeno peppers and deseeding them with my fingers.. long story short is I forgot to wash my hands and went and jacked it about 40 minutes later. Needless to say my dong was on fire. For like an hour. I put milk on it and I didnt even get to nut. Worst jerkin experience of my life.
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:confused:
 
Legman

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rofl @ puttin milk on your pecker thinkin it would stop the burn

oh man what a no martu cool story, breh lol
 
CHRISHOGGALYPSE

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MysticOracle said:
haha minorities on airplanes...that alone will throw red flags...but seriously whites could be technically be considered a minority now

and im not sure but i dont think they serve tapatio on the plane...


for some reason i believe him...that tabasco if gotten in your dick hole will cause a major discomfort
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not in Utah. It's like 90% white. Better tabasco than Icy Hot
 
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