The Official: Where was Slowpoke when he was missing?

[Jack Tracks]

The Official: Where was slowpoke when he was missing THREAD???????

 

[Jack Tracks]

I heard that fool was tour with Larry the Cable Guy and they made a guest appearence on The Andy Milonakis Show where Slowpoke, Milonakis and Ralphie smoked a zip of grand daddy laced with crys outta of gravity bong and made andys new single called "Porno Whore"

I got the track and I'll post it in Sicctunes later today

 

[porkchopubeezy]

i herd he was in jail for pickin up a tranny and the tranny was dubee

 

[SLOWPOKE]

NAW MAN,...THE DUBBE THING WAS NOT TRU,....

JACK,....CAN U RE UP THAT FO' ME?....I DID GET MY COPY,....

ANDY SAID HE WANNTED ME TO JOIN HIS COAST TO COAST POP LOCKING CREW,...BUT I AINT TRYING TO LET HIM STEAL MY MOVES,....JUST TO SELL THEM TO MTV!

LARRY AND I GOT INTO OVER THE IMMAGRAT THING,....I WONT BE HIS SON IN LAW ANY TIME SOON,...

 

[DJ LOON]

S.P.I.B.!!!!!!

 

[jSoong]

was it for that april fools joke!?????

 

[Pioneer]

he was out doin shows and gettin head.........