Carne asada during playoff football today
so I was chillin out on my deck... bbqin the carne asada... my fat bastard friend is out there with me, smoking a cigarette
fat bastard: we got carne asada and tortillas?
me: yup
fat bastard: so we gonna make burritos?
me: burritos, tacos, whatever...
fat bastard: what else we gonna put on em? mayonnaise???
me: who the fuck puts mayonnaise on tacos and burritos? you fat bastard!!!