THE OFFICIAL MONDAY NIGHT RAW THREAD

  • Wanna Join? New users you can now register lightning fast using your Facebook or Twitter accounts.

HERESY

THE HIDDEN HAND...
Apr 25, 2002
18,326
11,459
113
www.godscalamity.com
www.godscalamity.com
I agree with you. They should just let him fuckin' wreck on people for a little bit, kinda like Brock Lesnar...but I guess that's what brock is for lol.
Does Vince get off on shitty gimmicks or is it a my way or the high way thing with him? Seriously, who comes with this shit? Funkasaurus? Lord Tensai? Maybe they changed Clay because they didn't want too many monster heels, but Funkasaurus? Niggas name should be Flunkasaurus and he shoulda been like fucka saurus I aint doin this crazy shit.

Sometimes you gotta lay it out flat man.
 

STICK

Sicc OG
Jun 24, 2005
3,116
943
0
42
Does Vince get off on shitty gimmicks or is it a my way or the high way thing with him? Seriously, who comes with this shit? Funkasaurus? Lord Tensai? Maybe they changed Clay because they didn't want too many monster heels, but Funkasaurus? Niggas name should be Flunkasaurus and he shoulda been like fucka saurus I aint doin this crazy shit.

Sometimes you gotta lay it out flat man.
Yeah they always have some lame ass fucking gimmick to push on people. My thinking is, they want to have some comic relief in there so it isn't all serious business I guess. That shit is lame though.
 
Jan 18, 2006
14,367
6,557
113
43
Great night of raw just got finished watching it. Wish i could have watched the live version but i was at work. I got goosebumps for real from seeing Brock come out and i accidently ruined it for myself before i watched raw seeing the still part of the video posted on a random site
 

Rasan

Producer
May 17, 2002
19,730
24,632
113
44
Chula Vista, South Bay, San Diego, California
lol @ calling lord tensai, ryu hayabusa ha ha ha ha

hella corny. Vince and Triple H dont know what the hell they doing. and is Cena just going to job to the big names now?
Eve Torres can get it, raw lol
Zach Ryder is trash
I cant believe how over Santino is, he is a joke.
4 Horseman got introduced first? the fuck?! sucks that Ole wasnt there but i know he burned a lot of bridges
Raw was pretty decent tho i hope they build off of it.
Jericho needs to retire, he dont got it no more imo.
 
Feb 12, 2012
424
216
0
45
I'm gonna put this Lord Tensai shit in the worst gimmick ever group.

Shockmaster
Giant Gonzales
Man Taur
Bastion Booger
Tugboat (see Shockmaster)
Red Rooster
Dean Douglas
Lord Tensai
Duke the Dumpster
Oz
Funkasaurus
Mike Awesome's gimmicks in WCW belong on that list as well. The "Fat Chick Thriller" and "That 70's Guy" was some truly stupid shit lol.
 
May 24, 2002
6,141
519
0
37
oh shit here is one they matches lmao classic


[video=youtube;vjuLTiV6A8A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjuLTiV6A8A[/video]
This is one of the best muta matches and the start of the "muta scale"

[video=youtube;u2yxfSRz-cw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2yxfSRz-cw[/video]




Y'all need to take it easy on giant bernard.... Im not sure why you guys are judging him based off a squash match
 

mrtonguetwista

$$ Deep Pockets $$
Feb 6, 2003
23,473
7,035
0
82
Does Vince get off on shitty gimmicks or is it a my way or the high way thing with him? Seriously, who comes with this shit? Funkasaurus? Lord Tensai? Maybe they changed Clay because they didn't want too many monster heels, but Funkasaurus? Niggas name should be Flunkasaurus and he shoulda been like fucka saurus I aint doin this crazy shit.

Sometimes you gotta lay it out flat man.

Ya that Prince Albert shit is beyond gay, looking like a fat ass Ninja Gaiden 3
 
May 25, 2005
5,007
1,161
113
random thought...

first time we saw brock was the raw after wrestlemania 10 years ago exactly with hogan vs rock...

i was there and remember seeing him come out with heyman and randomly smashin on spike dudley i think?

just found it funny how its kinda similar..

very cool story bruh...
 
Feb 8, 2003
22,839
1,850
0
i thought Duke the dumpster Droese was a shitty gimmick too LOL
lmao not mention mantaur, max moon, man mountain rock, the goon, tl hopper, the monk lmao Albert fits in that catergory imo. he will eventually go back to prince albert or be released bc that crowd wasnt into him at all i havent heard the crowd that quite since brian christopher came out few years ago.
 
Jan 29, 2005
11,578
89,275
113
41
PHX
Daniel Bryan after the dark Main Event last night. lol @ the crowd popping when he treats AJ like shit. YES YES YES

[video=youtube;nNhTzUNr9jM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nNhTzUNr9jM[/video]
 
May 24, 2002
6,141
519
0
37
albert not going to fued with punk hes bout to go a feud with Yoshi tatsu.
He's going to feud with punk. they didn't bring him back to just be a jobber.


Match with tatsu should be good.

I know y'all don't like tatsu but he is a very capable wrestler.


This is when he was a young lion in NJPW. He takes the mandatory young lion beating but still manages to put on a good showing.

He can really go but unfortunately he has to work WWE style matches
[video=youtube;imWozI_yuko]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imWozI_yuko[/video]
 
May 24, 2002
6,141
519
0
37
NoDQ.com > WWE > WWE Champion CM Punk Set to Feud with Lord Tensai
Posted by Steve Carrier on 04/03/2012 at 03:26 PM

- WWE has pointed out that "Tensai" means disaster in a new article looking at Lord Tensai's debut last night on RAW from Miami.

Speculation is that Lord Tensai will be feuding with WWE Champion CM Punk after John Laurinaitis told Punk that "natural disasters" were headed his way. Laurinaitis made the comment on RAW last night after promising more competition for the WWE Champion.

When news broke last month of Tensai coming to WWE, first reports were that he would be a "henchmen" for Laurinaitis.