The Official Mars Hotline

[Mars]

The Official Mars Hotline is back and y'all can listen to me ramble about stupid shit and give updates from the road, on upcoming projects and more. Hear about my wild fuck frenzies with many of your little sisters. Hear about how I woke up to find a patch of mysterious little red bumps on my crotch and how badly in pain I am in. Hear me explain how it was totally worth it. So with that being said, here is the number.

(302) 372-7197

You can feel free to leave messages on the hotline that I probably will never listen to but will probably use for contests and a bunch of shit soon!

 

[TaxMan]

I'd totally call right now... but my phone is across the room..

 

[SMCrazy]

*listening to it now* Mars your a drunk a fuck

 

[Timm]

recorded

 

[SMCrazy]

recorded

yep and drunk

 

[Timm]

i mean that as in, i recorded it

 

[SMCrazy]

i mean that as in, i recorded it

good job then

 

[Ed Gein]

now i have another thing to do while im at work. wish the hotline was longer

 

[Timm]

hope he sticks with the hotline and posts a daily message, i used to follow ICP's hotline when it was actually a hotline, not a place to advertise shit. Back when J had secret contests and dropped shit like the famous "violent j's poem".

 

[SMCrazy]

hope he sticks with the hotline and posts a daily message, i used to follow ICP's hotline when it was actually a hotline, not a place to advertise shit. Back when J had secret contests and dropped shit like the famous "violent j's poem".

I heard that poem wasn't by Violent J

wait you talkin bout the typed poem or the sung poem, cause he didn't do the typed poem, that was just a juggalo

 

[TaxMan]

I always enjoyed the Twizzler hotline.

 

[Cropsy]

you just gonna be updatin the hotline randomly or you gonna do it on certain days?

 

[Mars]

At random but pretty regular. Every couple of days or so.

 

[Cropsy]

thats whats up. your gonna kill my phone bill with long distance calls tho haha

 

[Timm]

I heard that poem wasn't by Violent J

wait you talkin bout the typed poem or the sung poem, cause he didn't do the typed poem, that was just a juggalo

im talking about the one when he sounds like he's on the phone, cuz it recorded by a juggalo off the ICP hotline once and spread around. J would always pop in would dope shit like that. Then Rudeboy started doing the hotline and it was meh, then DJ fillin' started doing them abouyt once every year. RIP icp hotline

 

[Timm]

Then one where J is like "Let the ones u love know it every possible chance, because this world is a shocking palce" and all that good shit lol

 

[ThaJerseyDevul]

Why the hell does that shit have a Delaware area code?

 

[Mars]

Thats just how it is. Kind of like the ICP hotlines have LA numbers. The service provides the number for you.

 

[EastBayDen]

Just stop calling those 900 sex lines and call the hotline instead peeps. Good news. I left a hook for ya on the hot line

 

[Cropsy]

anyone goin on the hunt for the 36 fallopian eggs mars hid? hahaha