The Official " Gone Fishing " Thread !
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Dekker: You guys married?
Joe, Gus: Yeah.
Dekker: Children?
Joe Waters: No, they're our age.
Gus Green: Just think, Joe, a hundred years ago this is how we'd get our boat to the water.
Joe Waters: Yeah.
Gus Green: Yeah and a 1,000 years ago, we wouldn't have paved roads.
Joe Waters: Oh yeah, they'd be full of rocks and everything.
Gus Green: And the boats would be heavier.
Joe Waters: Yeah, now we got the latest technology wood.
Gus Green: Yeah. And just think, a million years ago, we wouldn't have wheels for our trailer!
Joe Waters: We wouldn't even have the freakin' trailer, right Gus?
Gus Green: Yeah.
Joe Waters: And if it was that long ago, our brains would be smaller and we wouldn't think of anything like this.
Joe Waters: Spin him around, Gus, I'll kick'em in the nuts.
Gus Green: It's a she, Joe! She ain't got no nuts.
Gus Green: Hey, who cares about the knife? We have a map to two and a half million dollars in jewels! We're gonna be rich!
Joe Waters: Hey wait, wait, wait, Gus! GUS! "Who cares about the reward" is right, Gus. Who cares about the reward? Let's just take the two and a half million in jewels. We're millionaires. Millionaires, Gus. We're rich.
Gus Green: Joe, he stole that from 43 women.
Joe Waters: Yeah, I guess you're right.
Gus Green: But just think, alot of women means alot of rewards. It's alot of rewards!
Joe Waters: It's more than one reward. We're rich!
Joe, Gus: Yeah.
Dekker: Children?
Joe Waters: No, they're our age.
Gus Green: Just think, Joe, a hundred years ago this is how we'd get our boat to the water.
Joe Waters: Yeah.
Gus Green: Yeah and a 1,000 years ago, we wouldn't have paved roads.
Joe Waters: Oh yeah, they'd be full of rocks and everything.
Gus Green: And the boats would be heavier.
Joe Waters: Yeah, now we got the latest technology wood.
Gus Green: Yeah. And just think, a million years ago, we wouldn't have wheels for our trailer!
Joe Waters: We wouldn't even have the freakin' trailer, right Gus?
Gus Green: Yeah.
Joe Waters: And if it was that long ago, our brains would be smaller and we wouldn't think of anything like this.
Joe Waters: Spin him around, Gus, I'll kick'em in the nuts.
Gus Green: It's a she, Joe! She ain't got no nuts.
Gus Green: Hey, who cares about the knife? We have a map to two and a half million dollars in jewels! We're gonna be rich!
Joe Waters: Hey wait, wait, wait, Gus! GUS! "Who cares about the reward" is right, Gus. Who cares about the reward? Let's just take the two and a half million in jewels. We're millionaires. Millionaires, Gus. We're rich.
Gus Green: Joe, he stole that from 43 women.
Joe Waters: Yeah, I guess you're right.
Gus Green: But just think, alot of women means alot of rewards. It's alot of rewards!
Joe Waters: It's more than one reward. We're rich!
hell ya i love fishing..i aint hella great i just really got into it this year ..theres this small ass lil man made resevoir type thing like 5 minutes from my house in this lil community..i went there first time by my self and caught a nice like 2 pound bass..i was hooked from there
i went to this one lil lake today and didnt catch shit..ima prolly go tomorrow too got a few nightcrawlers left
i went to this one lil lake today and didnt catch shit..ima prolly go tomorrow too got a few nightcrawlers left
Last year my bro in law went to the kenai river in Alaska and brought back 150+ LBs of Salmon. king salmon, sockeye, and red? salmon I think...they had a 50 lb king, 43 lb king, and 30 lb king. some of the best fish I ever ate. The Kenai is home to the world's largest salmon with the record weighing in at 97.4 lbs and they offer $100k prize for anyone that catches one bigger.
