THE OFFICIAL FUCK THE COPS I DRIVE HOME FROM FRISOC DRUNK AS SHIT THREAD

[Meta4iCAL]

But yo... wy is it I never see one cop the whole waaay home... but as soon as I hop off the freeqay 5 minutes form my house I pull up next to a damn CHP

and also... why do old creepy as 50 year old guys go to clubs in the city rockin a tie and shit... just standin there by thermselves in the same spot all night not talkin to any bitches or anybody at all.. or even drinkin... just watchin these bitches dance like hes in a fuckin strip club

and WHY do gay ass bartenders act like they dont see you and when they finally make you drink make that shit weak as fuck (luckily I had my own bottle in the car)

and why do hella bitches be at the club with their man

and why is there so many fione asian bitches?

answer me these questrions please

 

[lenbiasyayo]

drove drunk as shit in wic wit 4 on my record last night , i am embarrsssed and feel dumb *lucky my PO aint found out*

 

[radiostationrep]

I was burning lastnight and had to go through a dui checkpoint.

for some reason, they just waved me through. i was panicked though. talk about relief.

 

[Meta4iCAL]

I only had to go thru a dui checkpoint once... luckily I was sober

 

[niguardian]

i feel the fuck outta u 4 that one... i b seein no fuckin cops all the time when im sober but just conveniently run into them bitches when im on one

but in the city they just b waitin for muthafuckas when clubs n shit get out punk muthafuckas congradulations on makin it

 

[fillyacup]

how do you get caught up in a dui checkpoint? i see that shit from HELLA far an i just flip a bitch

fuck the dumb shit

 

[I. Cold]

and why do hella bitches be at the club with their man

I think the better question is why do guys let their bitch drag them to the club? Theres only one reason guys go to the club and its not to dance.

 

[fillyacup]

some straight chodelicker shit. your girl drags you to the club cus its how she can go have fun still with you but without you

 

[Meta4iCAL]

i feel the fuck outta u 4 that one... i b seein no fuckin cops all the time when im sober but just conveniently run into them bitches when im on one

but in the city they just b waitin for muthafuckas when clubs n shit get out punk muthafuckas congradulations on makin it

really I drive like a nut in the city... well not really... but I just drive way more aggressive... cause you kinda have to out there... like if I'm gonna miss my turn I'll cut in front of some people and shoot over to the left if I gotta get over and I'm in the right lane... run a red light at the last minute or somthin... I just hate gettin lost out there or missing my turn

I've always felt like cops in the city aren't trippin off some drunk drivers too much cause they got other shit to worry about... but shit... mayebe I've just always been lucky

 

[fillyacup]

i hate drivers like you ^


lol

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

But yo... wy is it I never see one cop the whole waaay home... but as soon as I hop off the freeqay 5 minutes form my house I pull up next to a damn CHP

and also... why do old creepy as 50 year old guys go to clubs in the city rockin a tie and shit... just standin there by thermselves in the same spot all night not talkin to any bitches or anybody at all.. or even drinkin... just watchin these bitches dance like hes in a fuckin strip club

and WHY do gay ass bartenders act like they dont see you and when they finally make you drink make that shit weak as fuck (luckily I had my own bottle in the car)

and why do hella bitches be at the club with their man

and why is there so many fione asian bitches?

answer me these questrions please

 

[Meta4iCAL]

i hate drivers like you ^


lol

haha... I drive like that more in the city... it's like survival of the fittest out there on the road

some bitches were about to cross the street and hella cut in front of em to make my right turn before cars were coming... they startin yellin and cussin at me... shit was funny

 

[J.COLOMBO]

funny you said yo.cause i was gonna answer like this before i saw you wrote yo.
yo i drive home from the city drunk before.a few times.but the trick with bartenders is to tip these motherfuckers 1-2 $ the first few times and they remember you.and always have ur choe stacks out for them to see.ive got so many free drinks from tipping good it pays off in the long run.yo

 

[Meta4iCAL]

funny you said yo.cause i was gonna answer like this before i saw you wrote yo.
yo i drive home from the city drunk before.a few times.but the trick with bartenders is to tip these motherfuckers 1-2 $ the first few times and they remember you.and always have ur choe stacks out for them to see.ive got so many free drinks from tipping good it pays off in the long run.yo

I did tip this motherfucker... and he still ignored me the second time I around

I ordered a grey goose and tonic... I watched him make that shit... was like a splash of grey goose... so I only gave him a dollar... I wasnt gonna tip THAT much off a cup of tonic water... I guess it wasnt enough for him

this spot seemed hella snobby though... Fluid Lounge on Mission... fuck that place for real

 

[rwashing34]

drove drunk as shit in wic wit 4 on my record last night , i am embarrsssed and feel dumb *lucky my PO aint found out*

he just did

 

[Hu$tle530]

I can't wait for the "I'm crying like a bitch cuz I got a dui, I hate cops, life's not fair" THREAD.

 

[-TiM C-]

fluid is gay

 

[Meta4iCAL]

fluid is gay

yes it is

 

[p.ellz]

But yo... wy is it I never see one cop the whole waaay home... but as soon as I hop off the freeqay 5 minutes form my house I pull up next to a damn CHP

and also... why do old creepy as 50 year old guys go to clubs in the city rockin a tie and shit... just standin there by thermselves in the same spot all night not talkin to any bitches or anybody at all.. or even drinkin... just watchin these bitches dance like hes in a fuckin strip club

and WHY do gay ass bartenders act like they dont see you and when they finally make you drink make that shit weak as fuck (luckily I had my own bottle in the car)

and why do hella bitches be at the club with their man

and why is there so many fione asian bitches?

answer me these questrions please

that shit always happns to me, even when i take the side streets, i still end up wit a cop behind me. i get all nervous n focus on him more than my driving. fuck a DUI.

i cant comment on the bartenders cuz im only 20 n i drink in the parken lot....but then again fuck payen $7 for a drink when i can get a whole bottle for twice that. but then again i do wanna drink inside...

my girl be tryna drag me to the club...i went once n spent the whole night chillin smoken cigs talken to people...shits stupid...why the fuck wuld u wanna waste ur money by going out wit a bitch that u can alredii fuck when u want to?

fuck drivin in the city...too many weird half turns n trollies n people n shit...i drive to berkely n take the bart to powell

asian bitches>all bitches....