Not in the way a 12 year old boy would fuck him, either.
I heard they're gonna play "End of the Road" at Michael Jackson's funeral because he prefers Boys 2 Men.
Michael Jackson's body is to be cremated and put into an Etch-A-Sketch. It was his last wish to have as many six year olds play with him as possible.
I heard McDonald's is gonna make a new burger in commemoration of Michael Jackson's legacy. It'll consist of 50 year old meat and 5 year old buns.
Michael Jackson walked into a wal-mart, saw an ad for boys pants half off and went into cardiac arrest.
The Jackson family declared Michael's remains will be sent to Nintendo to be reconstructed as a Wii. The family states the Wii has a lot in common with Michael: they're both white, made of plastic, are turned on by young boys, and tingle when touching their magic wands.
If not a Wii, he's going to be melted down into a slide for children. That way, children will enjoy going down on him for a change.
Q: What is the difference between a farewell concert and a 12 yr old boy? A: Michael Jackson never managed to pull off a farewell concert.
Angel: Michael is playing with boys behind that cloud. God: I invented a miracle powder. Angel: What if Michael wont buy it. God: I'll get Billy Mays.
I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson had a Thriller of a heart attack and just couldn't Beat It.
Q: How do you get the Jackson Five back together again? A: Four bullets.
Why did Michael Jackson convert to Islan on his deathbed? He heard he'd be greeted by 70 two-year-old virgins.
What's the difference between Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson? Farrah was in Charlie's Angels, Michael was just in Charlie.
First Paramed: "I told you, no way I'm putting my lips there." Second Paramed: "Right, I'll just put down that the patient was unresponsive."... Read More
michael jackson has cancelled his upcoming dates..they were john (aged 9) and paul (aged 11)
At the time of his death Michael Jackson was working on a tell-all book about his ordeal with his child molestation charges. He was reported to have been working on the book with OJ Simpson . The book's title was to be, "If I Did Them.."
Michael Jacksons ashes are going to be put into kids breakfast cereal, so that he can pass through their ... Read Moreassholes one more time.
Two paramedics arrive at Michael Jackson's house. The first one says, "What should we try first?" The second one says, "I dunno about you, but I think the rollercoaster."
Plans to drive Michael Jackson to his funeral in a 15-year-old hearse were changed after his will said he'd hate to enter anything that old.
At the autopsy they found childrens underwear strapped to Michael Jacksons upper arm. According to his doctors it is just a patch, hes been trying to quit.
Michael Jacksons last words: Take me to the Childrens Hospital!... Read More
I genuinely feel sorry for Michael Jackson's family. The decision to bury, cremate or recycle cannot be an easy choice to make.
The recession is hitting everyone hard. Even the Jackson Five had to get rid of one. They're now offering a 20% discount.
When Michael was a boy, how did he know Latoya was on her period? His dad's dick tasted like shit.
Why did MJ like fucking twenty-five year olds? Because there's 20 of them. ... Read More
Just saw that MJ is to bring out an 'ultra-exclusive one of a kind limited edition box-set' next week. Why they can't just call it a coffin I don't know.
On 6-25-09, 2 major celebrities died. One of them young boys used to jerk off to, and the other used to jerk off young boys.
I'm not really that saddened by MJ's death... I guess he never really touched me as a kid.
When I heard that M.J. was rushed to the hospital because he couldn't breathe, I just assumed his nose fell off.
What is the difference between the measles vaccine and Michael Jackson's penis? One would get injected in little kids and make them cry, and the other is a vaccine.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and bleach? One is unsafe for little kids to play with, and the other is made to whiten your clothes.
But, seriously, if we could all love like Michael Jackson did, the legal age of consent would be lowered to 6.
Amber Alert felt it was safe to lay off half its operators after Micheal Jackson was pronounced dead.
50,000 Catholic priests are now happy, they no longer have to share the altar boys with MJ.
This isn't a joke, it's a serious comment that I have based on a news item.
Michael Jackson’s father appeared on the red carpet before the BET Awards ceremony Sunday night, saying he has “a lot of concerns” about the last moments of his son’s life and personal physician.
“I have a lot of concerns,” Joe Jackson told CNN’s Don Lemon. “I can’t get into that, but I don’t like what happened.”... Read More
Jesus christ. 20 years of being an albino surgery addict who molests kids and he's worried about the moment he DIED? Where were you when those kids were sleeping over and getting buttfucked? Or when he bleached his skin white and married elvis' crackhead daughter? Seriously.
I heard they're gonna play "End of the Road" at Michael Jackson's funeral because he prefers Boys 2 Men.
Michael Jackson's body is to be cremated and put into an Etch-A-Sketch. It was his last wish to have as many six year olds play with him as possible.
I heard McDonald's is gonna make a new burger in commemoration of Michael Jackson's legacy. It'll consist of 50 year old meat and 5 year old buns.
Michael Jackson walked into a wal-mart, saw an ad for boys pants half off and went into cardiac arrest.
The Jackson family declared Michael's remains will be sent to Nintendo to be reconstructed as a Wii. The family states the Wii has a lot in common with Michael: they're both white, made of plastic, are turned on by young boys, and tingle when touching their magic wands.
If not a Wii, he's going to be melted down into a slide for children. That way, children will enjoy going down on him for a change.
Q: What is the difference between a farewell concert and a 12 yr old boy? A: Michael Jackson never managed to pull off a farewell concert.
Angel: Michael is playing with boys behind that cloud. God: I invented a miracle powder. Angel: What if Michael wont buy it. God: I'll get Billy Mays.
I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson had a Thriller of a heart attack and just couldn't Beat It.
Q: How do you get the Jackson Five back together again? A: Four bullets.
Why did Michael Jackson convert to Islan on his deathbed? He heard he'd be greeted by 70 two-year-old virgins.
What's the difference between Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson? Farrah was in Charlie's Angels, Michael was just in Charlie.
First Paramed: "I told you, no way I'm putting my lips there." Second Paramed: "Right, I'll just put down that the patient was unresponsive."... Read More
michael jackson has cancelled his upcoming dates..they were john (aged 9) and paul (aged 11)
At the time of his death Michael Jackson was working on a tell-all book about his ordeal with his child molestation charges. He was reported to have been working on the book with OJ Simpson . The book's title was to be, "If I Did Them.."
Michael Jacksons ashes are going to be put into kids breakfast cereal, so that he can pass through their ... Read Moreassholes one more time.
Two paramedics arrive at Michael Jackson's house. The first one says, "What should we try first?" The second one says, "I dunno about you, but I think the rollercoaster."
Plans to drive Michael Jackson to his funeral in a 15-year-old hearse were changed after his will said he'd hate to enter anything that old.
At the autopsy they found childrens underwear strapped to Michael Jacksons upper arm. According to his doctors it is just a patch, hes been trying to quit.
Michael Jacksons last words: Take me to the Childrens Hospital!... Read More
I genuinely feel sorry for Michael Jackson's family. The decision to bury, cremate or recycle cannot be an easy choice to make.
The recession is hitting everyone hard. Even the Jackson Five had to get rid of one. They're now offering a 20% discount.
When Michael was a boy, how did he know Latoya was on her period? His dad's dick tasted like shit.
Why did MJ like fucking twenty-five year olds? Because there's 20 of them. ... Read More
Just saw that MJ is to bring out an 'ultra-exclusive one of a kind limited edition box-set' next week. Why they can't just call it a coffin I don't know.
On 6-25-09, 2 major celebrities died. One of them young boys used to jerk off to, and the other used to jerk off young boys.
I'm not really that saddened by MJ's death... I guess he never really touched me as a kid.
When I heard that M.J. was rushed to the hospital because he couldn't breathe, I just assumed his nose fell off.
What is the difference between the measles vaccine and Michael Jackson's penis? One would get injected in little kids and make them cry, and the other is a vaccine.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and bleach? One is unsafe for little kids to play with, and the other is made to whiten your clothes.
But, seriously, if we could all love like Michael Jackson did, the legal age of consent would be lowered to 6.
Amber Alert felt it was safe to lay off half its operators after Micheal Jackson was pronounced dead.
50,000 Catholic priests are now happy, they no longer have to share the altar boys with MJ.
This isn't a joke, it's a serious comment that I have based on a news item.
Michael Jackson’s father appeared on the red carpet before the BET Awards ceremony Sunday night, saying he has “a lot of concerns” about the last moments of his son’s life and personal physician.
“I have a lot of concerns,” Joe Jackson told CNN’s Don Lemon. “I can’t get into that, but I don’t like what happened.”... Read More
Jesus christ. 20 years of being an albino surgery addict who molests kids and he's worried about the moment he DIED? Where were you when those kids were sleeping over and getting buttfucked? Or when he bleached his skin white and married elvis' crackhead daughter? Seriously.
