THE OFFICIAL *** FREE BAD ADVICE** THREAD
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ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER!!
the mucus membranes are prized in slaughterhouses and most are stolen by the migrant workers there who are paid $1.15 an hour to make chorizo 14 hours a day...most are stuffed into their dirty jeans and saved for later, some are smuggled out through the rectums of younger and stronger workers, and fed to the older ones back in the truck.
People die daily over stolen membranes in 3rd world countries, some have been known to trade their children for large amounts, as it is also seen as an aphrodisiac in Asian coutries.
FUCK DR. PHIL...I FUCKS WITH DR. PILL MUSTYNUTZ.
hey musty...the 1/8th is in the mail
the mucus membranes are prized in slaughterhouses and most are stolen by the migrant workers there who are paid $1.15 an hour to make chorizo 14 hours a day...most are stuffed into their dirty jeans and saved for later, some are smuggled out through the rectums of younger and stronger workers, and fed to the older ones back in the truck.
People die daily over stolen membranes in 3rd world countries, some have been known to trade their children for large amounts, as it is also seen as an aphrodisiac in Asian coutries.
FUCK DR. PHIL...I FUCKS WITH DR. PILL MUSTYNUTZ.
hey musty...the 1/8th is in the mail
I asked this in the Sister's Side as well, responding to the offer of advice.. but I will also ask here.
The more help, the better!
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Dear MustyNutz,
Hi, my name is ________, and I am single. I am hideous and men are repulsed by me. Whenever I try to meet a potential boyfriend from internet dating sites, I always post pictures where my face is blocked out by something or someone else in the picture. I used to just post pictures of my attractive room mate, and put very small in the caption "not actually me". However, this went over badly the twenty times I attempted it. They would arrive for the date and then claw their own eyes while screaming. This is beginning to worry me...
I have considered massive reconstructive surgery and liposuction for myself, as I am also 600 lb. and need to be wheeled here and there. Maybe they are just sickened by my wheelchair, since I have not actually washed it for quite some time... That, or they are disgusted by my conjoined twin. ( I have a fetus on the left side of my head. ) I am at my wit's end. Will no one ever love me? What can I do?
Desperate for companionship,
Signed
Lonely in Lancaster
The more help, the better!
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Dear MustyNutz,
Hi, my name is ________, and I am single. I am hideous and men are repulsed by me. Whenever I try to meet a potential boyfriend from internet dating sites, I always post pictures where my face is blocked out by something or someone else in the picture. I used to just post pictures of my attractive room mate, and put very small in the caption "not actually me". However, this went over badly the twenty times I attempted it. They would arrive for the date and then claw their own eyes while screaming. This is beginning to worry me...
I have considered massive reconstructive surgery and liposuction for myself, as I am also 600 lb. and need to be wheeled here and there. Maybe they are just sickened by my wheelchair, since I have not actually washed it for quite some time... That, or they are disgusted by my conjoined twin. ( I have a fetus on the left side of my head. ) I am at my wit's end. Will no one ever love me? What can I do?
Desperate for companionship,
Signed
Lonely in Lancaster
Then they told me to leave because I was upsetting the volunteers who were there to help those who need social contact..
Wow, this could be caused by many things
1. Have you recently tried to fuck a toaster ?
2. have your tried to "curl" your pubic hairs with a hot curling iron?
3. Have you recently fucked Shanna or Irina from Pacifica...Yvonne or Carmela from DC/SF...Barby from San Bruno,[email protected],Bri, a female you met on a party line or any bitch you met around 16th and Capp St in SF? if so i would recommend castration immediatly, pls use this forum from now on
http://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=32
4. It might just be old dried cum....clean up before passing out
Wow, this could be caused by many things
1. Have you recently tried to fuck a toaster ?
2. have your tried to "curl" your pubic hairs with a hot curling iron?
3. Have you recently fucked Shanna or Irina from Pacifica...Yvonne or Carmela from DC/SF...Barby from San Bruno,[email protected],Bri, a female you met on a party line or any bitch you met around 16th and Capp St in SF? if so i would recommend castration immediatly, pls use this forum from now on
http://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=32
4. It might just be old dried cum....clean up before passing out
