The official "Describe your Boss" thread

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My boss is short thick mexcian chick that is 36 but acts like she is 18... has three kids and she talks shit about.. and would rather be at the bar then at home with her kids............ but yet she judges everyone else!!
 
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my boss is awesome...people say he looks like seal. he's hella ripped though. but honestly he's oneof the coolest people ive ever met. he helps me succeed at work and also helps me with my side hustle/business ventures.
 

Gas One

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The main boss has Short lisp, Quiet, his wife is his co-worker. He drinks guinness, Was in the air force, Smokes cigars when enjoying himself. Usually eats subway or mexican food for lunch, always drinks diet soda in a big gulp cup.

his wife....has a FATTY for a older white woman.

the other boss....has a bad leg, sometimes walks with a cane. he always cracks jokes...jolly dude, loves to laugh...if he sees me bieng quiet he'll interupt it....like if i call up and ask if my check is there he'll say no..when it is....hes like a smaller, casually dressed version of santa claus. real cool, when i got interviewed for the job..he let me sit in his chair instead of the chair on the other side of the table.

they buy me food sometimes, and sometimes we even get to drink wine.

theyre both easily, the coolest caucasian adults i have ever met.

i really respect both of them for giving me the oppurtunity to have a career and that they saw promise in me. so i couldnt have much bad to say about the dudes.
 
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My boss is a 25 year old female. She is nice eye candy. She's professional when she has too. Otherwise she's talking like any other 25 year old person out of college. She usually goes drinking with us at the bars.
 
Mar 4, 2006
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Gas One said:
nigga he asked us to describe our boss

fuck you want me to do, talk about his lips or somethin?

Gas is a fucking unappreciative asshole and I was being sarcastic. No one gives a fuck about what kind of cup your obese homosexual boss, who probably has fantasies about you, drinks from.
 
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damn matt hwere u work at? can you be my reference?

i got hella bosses. right now im workin in san jose and my bosses are cool. one is a young guy he's probably like 30, no wife no kids, lives at work pretty much. hard workin son of a bitch, puts in 12+ hours almost every day. i got the utmost respect for dude.

my other boss is a bald old white dude. he's cool too. hella quiet, keeps to himself, but helps me out when i ask him questions and shit.

my 3rd boss is in the office next to me, we don't really talk that much i haven't done much work for him, but i always hear him having phone convo's about buyin new guns. i think he's either big into hunting or a serial killer, and i dont really care which one
 

Kon1

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lmao. gas it sound like that Govt. job did you good. im still tryna look into that. haha this fool said he got to sit in the bosses chair. that sounds like a pretty cool dude u work for. glad u didnt get profiled you graffiti writing, drug taking, alchoholic bastard. anyways. i work for my mom. she runs her own paint company and she is a hella chill person. lets me smoke bomb on the job, take breaks whenever (cuz im such a pimp i get done hella early) lol. pretty much a real cool lady. ive had maaaaad friends work with us that wanna keep doin it. shit 16 an hour I aint mad.
 
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My boss is a slick cowboy, who knows how to hustle everyone he need to hustle. He is a short man (5'3) who talk to everyone like their stupid and is of the opinion that most people are stupid.

He shys away from direct confrontation but will destroy anyone who crosses him in a bad way. He gets employees to snitch on you and write you up and uses that as ammo to fire you, he never write anyone up himself tho.

Oh yeah and I'd never ever want to get lost on his ranch being a minority..........
 

Kon1

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autistic said:
^^Awwwww you work for Mommy. How much does she give you for allowance I mean paycheck?

hhaha COMEDY!! :classic: but the ? is. do you get to smoke weed at your Job ON THE JOBSITE? and do you make 16 dollaz an hour (uncle sam free)??? i will not further elaborate on this situation seeings how your autistic and u cannot comprehend the things i speak to you. And for the record MY MOMS A GEE. she can prolly drank more hennessy than u and smoke more blunts than u can any day. hahahhaahhahaha. im lovin life!!!!