THE OFFICIAL DECREE

[HERESY]

HEAR YE, HEAR YE!!!!! IT IS NOW TIME FOR THE OFFICIAL DECREE.


Having been blessed with knowledge and great power from above it is my pleasure to introduce to you the NEW POPE. I introduce him in accordance to holy law and will of the creator. I introduce him with his official title PONTIFEX HAERESIS.


LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I GIVE YOU PONTIFEX HAERESIS....I GIVE YOU MYSELF.


Hold the cheers and applause and keep your mothers and sisters at bay for a second (you can let them touch me later). I must deliver the OFFICIAL DECREE at the OFFICIAL TIME which OFFICIALLY STARTS now!





All manners....wait....you know what? I don't have time for the decree. I abolish catholicism and all acts of homosexuality and child molestation. Thats enough I'm tired now.




:THE POPE:

 

[Merciedez]

define acts of homosexuality. If its near close to heterosexual acts then you are deny'in their acts too.

 

[HERESY]

^^^^?!?!?!?!?! Huh? I'm denying faggotries (<--lol) not hetero activity. HOMOSEXUAL ACTS ARE COUNTER PRODUCTIVE TO MY KINGDOM. Can two human males commit abominations and produce offspring? No?


Did I mention I was tired? I need some rest. I spent so much time on the decree I need a weeks worth of sleep. :knockout:


:the pope:

 

[Merciedez]

Yes, but also inthe animal kingdom animals have the tendency to adobt other animals into their own, without the thought of reproducing as a limitation.

 

[HERESY]

^^^^^^^ A better arguement would have been homosexuality within the animal kingdom. However this is MY kingdom and it wont be tolerated. I've saw videos of chickens raising cats and dogs being friends with ducks. Guess what? Those species don't procreate with each other.

 

[Merciedez]

But they don't try to kill each unless they are hungry. Humans are similar. Why should we go killing off other species because of their differences?

 

[HERESY]

Have you not read my "I DECLARE MYSELF THE NEW POPE" thread?


ALWAYS REMEMBER THE FOLLOWING:


HE WHO TRIES, WILL BE WASTED

CONVERT OR PERISH



These are rules you will obey.



Why should we go killing people because of difference? Genetics.....flawed humans need extermination. However I don't think I said anything about the PEOPLE. The "acts"........thats where the problem lies.



More sleep. I need it now!

 

[BaSICCally]

Im Catholic. So does this mean I no longer have a religion?

 

[MEXCOM]

Yes, but also inthe animal kingdom animals have the tendency to adobt other animals into their own, without the thought of reproducing as a limitation.

Animals also tend to become cannibals. [Yummy!]
Chimps also tend to wage wars and willfully exterminate others. [Genocide and war!]
Lions tend to kill those offspring that aren't theirs. [No alimony payments!]

If anything animals = faggots.

 

[40ozThugsta]

have a nice nap.. i need sleep also..
time 2 go nite nite